RT @GVChicken Only 6 hours left to get 50% off pet sitting services from Cared for Pets. Click your paw here: dealchicken.com/greenville-sc/…

Bill to drug test welfare recipients withdrawn after it's amended to also test lawmakers huff.to/zMMCF8

@techherding There's a point where "the Constitution" just becomes a buzzword for pretty unconstitutional decisions. That's never good.

Wonderful sesame tuna @ Larkin's On The River instagr.am/p/k-MED/

Office pranksters who turned off 3G on my phone: I'll find you and switch you down to AMPS!

Tomorrow's deal is for the dogs. Or cats. Or horses. Etc. What do you think it could be?

@ATTTeamNatasha Since about 10 this morning.

@ATTTeamNatasha Sent a DM with my location. It's pretty much my whole drive from Greer to Greenville as well this morning though.

My @ATT peeps out there, have you had 3G access in Greenville at all today? I've been stuck on EDGE all day.

RT @GreenvilleNews: Sierra Nevada building brewery outside of Asheville grnol.co/zOHZI9

Free tip: If you follow @GVChicken, you can find out every day about a fantastic daily deal in Greenville at least 50% off. You're welcome.

Don't miss my 50% off BBQ & ribs deal from Big Al's Old Time Barbecue. Over 175 sold already and it ends tonight! cot.ag/wJDZOV

I would post something about last night's State of the Union, but I don't feel like arguing with retarded people today.

Love Tropical Chicken Grill's authentic and fast Cuban cuisine? Grab it at 50% off through today's deal! cot.ag/w2jitm #nom

Fall-off-the-bone ribs and some amazing barbecue? Big's Al's has it and we have it at 50% off. Don't miss this! cot.ag/xSKhwN #nom

Just got word from the children of Haiti congratulating the @Ravens and @49ers on their upcoming trip to the @SuperBowl!

Score. I can save -$10.01 on some shoes. @ Kohl's instagr.am/p/jrWSW/

JoePa really dead this time. I think.

Today's neologism; Coming to a theatre near you: "Revengence"

Exit Polls Reveal Majority Of South Carolina Voters Had Emotional Breakdown In Voting Booth onion.com/zU8UN1