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  1. Warning: If your beloved dog passes away and you adopt a new dog, you will spoil the shit out of the new dog. That's okay. #dogonmypillow about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Had I known about chin hairs as a child, all my dreams of being grown-up would have fallen to the wayside. 5:11 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  3. @iamnotdiddy check out @funnyjoker stealing your tweet - http://twitter.com/FunnyJok... 4:34 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. Top 2 things about working from home: No bra. No underwear. 10:18 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. I like to alternate between being a complete bitch & being a sweet angel. It keeps 'em guessing. Also, a great excuse for the schizophrenia. 7:40 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. Me: "What do you want for Thanksgiving besides turkey?" 6yo: "turkey" Me: "besides turkey" 6yo: "bologna, just like the pilgrims." 6:22 AM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  7. Victoria's Secret new scent is Twinkleberry. Zero appreciation for "Dingle-...what????" 4:15 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  8. Please meet my newly adopted sweetie, Sawyer and what may or may not be Jack's ghost (???) http://pic.gd/79ac6a 6:48 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  9. Hey Einstein. If you argue with me for 30 mins that we do not need a fucking mediator, chances are we need a fucking mediator. 1:51 PM Nov 17th from web
  10. A special (and my 1st) tumbler blog to my twitter friends about my dog Jack: http://wickedamy.tumblr.com/ You are all amazing. Thank you!! 10:59 AM Nov 12th from web
  11. My wonderful amazing dog Jack died last night as a result of a twisted stomach.It removed my funny and as a result, I'll be gone for awhile. 6:09 PM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  12. @Skinface_McGee Welcome back! 10:05 AM Nov 7th from web
  13. @SarahLuv where are you watching the game? 9:10 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to SarahLuv
  14. I'm 99% certain the United States Post Office is secretly run by Walmart. #fuckthispostoffice 8:53 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  15. You will all be happy to know that I am alive and also I have founf the hooker shoe store in Dallas. 12:37 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  16. When I dink with people I work with, I question why I work...not why I drink. 9:37 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  17. You call this cleaning? This lazy maid at the Marriott didn't put my vibrator back in its little velvet bag. There goes HER tip. 7:46 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  18. Okay. There's a "co-ed dry sauna" at this hotel. At least for today there is. 6:27 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  19. "Per our conversation" is just another way of saying "I'm a huge asshole". #exhusband 6:13 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter
  20. @obxlaw I switch to crank when I'm in TX. BTW, what exactly is crank? 6:10 PM Nov 3rd from UberTwitter in reply to obxlaw
  • Name wickedamy
  • Location NOYB
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio Professional Brat/Smartass. Undercover Geek. Hater of the Self-Righteous. iPhone / Crackberry addict. Daydreamer. I will likely offend you.
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