wibbywoowho
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Anyone know how to make instant oatmeal work? My fingers are raw from snapping them all morning.
7:55 AM Dec 8th
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Know what I need in this cold weather? A blanket with sleeves. Why hasn't anyone invented that?
7:16 AM Dec 7th
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I want to make a cheese and bacon quiche. All I need is the bacon and the quiche. I AM the cheese. :)
8:34 AM Dec 5th
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@ That's great! Here I was thinking I had lost my mind! lol Thanks for the laugh. =]
8:32 AM Dec 5th
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@ Oh, I see! LOL. Your Gs look like Qs, and I thought there must be some kind of inside joke! My bad. I havent had my coffee yet.
8:19 AM Dec 5th
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Quilt trip, eh? @ Did I miss something?
8:04 AM Dec 5th
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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
8:02 AM Dec 5th
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Compliments of creepy pickup line guy: Know what sounds good? It's on the menu. Yeah, its me-n-u, baby.
7:59 AM Dec 5th
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@ Procrastination is job security. Without it, everything would have been done yesterday, and we would be out of work.
7:57 AM Dec 5th
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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a gold ball 400 yards.
6:28 PM Dec 3rd
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Brevity is the soul of 21st century marriage.
6:27 PM Dec 3rd
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I'd like to be an inventor so I can finally name something the "Wedgie."
6:23 PM Dec 3rd
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Thanks to Colorado's new law against texting while driving, the progress of my Twitter account has come to a screeching halt.
3:55 PM Dec 1st
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Good thing Twitter is about talking to strangers - I wouldn't want anyone else to know I think my grandma is a manipulative, old hag.
1:33 PM Nov 30th
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Good thing Twitter is about talking to strangers - I wouldn't want anyone else to know I think my mom in-law is a manipulative, old hag.
1:32 PM Nov 30th
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I'm going on strike for non-smoker breaks. I should be able to enjoy a few moments of blowing hot air, too, right?
1:13 PM Nov 28th
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The detectives can't get MY goat. I don't have a goat. Duuhhh...
12:33 PM Nov 28th
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Sorry I've been gone so long. That turkey put me in a 40 year nap.
12:21 PM Nov 28th
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Apparently, God has a sense of humor and created these amazingly strong yet incredibly stupid creatures called "men."
6:35 PM Nov 19th
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Wow, you are braver than I am, @ ... You get back to me on that!
7:33 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Libby Holloway
- Location Nowhere, Colorado
- Bio You know that ditzy blonde who is too goofy to stand for more than fifteen minutes at a time? Nice to meet you, too!
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