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  1. Although I want to hate it, the unfortunately named "Cougar Town" makes me laugh. The "Top Gun" montage from tonight was ridiculously funny!
  2. Watched episode of V. Wife FINALLY caught network TV's tendency for bad dialog, bad plots & treating the audience like morons. I'm so proud!
  3. So my 2-year-old informed me earlier that his mommy is "tasty". I couldn't agree more buddy.
  4. Number of times I've been on roller skates in past 20 yrs = 0. Last 3 months = twice. Number of times I fell = 0. My "Bad Ass Factor" = 297
  5. Watching the Browns offense is like getting punched in the face. How can a professional team be this bad?! Can we get Maurice Carthon back?
  6. Even though I'm with the Buckeyes all the way, it's hard to watch my Rockets getting housed!
  7. Family is off to Kelly's Island. No TV, no internet, no phones...I'm so excited!!!
  8. @kofno It was still on my desktop until a couple of days ago. Of course, I use it for 1 (and 1 only) application... because I'm forced to.
  9. @kylegarret Can you get tickets to Fenway? I hear they have an actual, working baseball team.
  10. Hope springs eternal boys & girls...Browns camp opens up in a week & a half!!!
  11. Thanks to everyone for all the good thoughts & well-wishes! All 5 of us are now at home and working hard to figure out our new, busier life!
  12. Wow, I just helped out a co-worker by using the Pythagorean theorem. My apologies to Mr. Thompson & Mr. Hurst. Apparently, you DO use it!
  13. is astounded at how insane and out of touch with reality Mike Tyson must be!! Two weeks...really...REALLY?!?!?
  14. thinks the US National team looks pathetic! Defense is a good thing. They should try some.
  15. coworker just introduced me to "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp". I have not the words...This is another example of why the world hates us.
  16. finally Netflix-ed "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Tony = underwhelmed.
  17. Playing "Pretty Pretty Princess" with my daughter, and I must say...I am a damn fine pretty pretty princess!! One hot royal piece of ass!
  18. confused that I haven't seen a headline reading something akin to "Indians fire manager Wedge". How does this guy still have a job?!?!
  19. currently rooting for Sonnanstine to have a great game...and then TB's bullpen can blow it.
  20. Unbelievable!!! It's time for Wedge to go! And he can take the bullpen with him! Go Cavs. When do the Browns start training camp?