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  1. Whopper Virgin, died Tuesday choking on a whopper at age unknown, leaving behind an expansive collection whopper wrappers and excrement. 7:26 AM Jan 30th from web
  2. I cheated on the Whopper.Feeling like a tart. 6:48 AM Jan 27th from web
  3. And when the people are eatin' the Whoppers they raise and livin' in the houses they build. I'll be there too. 1:35 PM Jan 26th from web
  4. I'll be there..Wherever there's a fight so hungry virgins can eat Whopper..Whenever there's a cop beating a whopper virgin, I'll be there... 1:35 PM Jan 26th from web
  5. My system can't seem to handle rice and vegetables anymore. It rejects everything but Whopper now. 7:12 AM Jan 26th from web
  6. 4 villagers were taken away today by the Burger King's men for tickling their pickles in public. They were just Whopper Virgins... 8:10 AM Jan 25th from web
  7. Not part of the kingdom? My whopper harvest is second to none. http://tinyurl.com/cuk2bd 2:41 PM Jan 23rd from web
  8. woke up in a pool of ketchup 6:42 AM Jan 23rd from web
  9. Found this in the most recent whopper drop http://tinyurl.com/3pe4op 3:20 PM Jan 22nd from web
  10. @Gzubi Are you a Bourbon virgin? 3:16 PM Jan 22nd from web in reply to Gzubi
  11. Nothing is going right today. The well is dry, I have worms again, and my lettuce is limp. 3:10 PM Jan 22nd from web
  12. @3conomics This Wendy girl better not bring her ginger genes into my hamlet. 3:08 PM Jan 22nd from web in reply to 3conomics
  13. @theBKlounge Whopper distro is weak in my hamlet. What are you going to do about it? I got malnurished kids over here eating grubs. 1:44 PM Jan 22nd from web in reply to theBKlounge
  14. This is me after the portable broiler took out 7 villagers. http://www.teplin.com/bonus... 7:07 AM Jan 21st from web
  15. Rumor has it, America has elected a new Burger King.... http://tinyurl.com/97uqfy 6:47 AM Jan 20th from web
  16. @fastfooddiva Life is hard out here in the most remote regions of the world, I just thank the burger gods everyday that I have Whoppers Now. 9:53 AM Jan 19th from web in reply to fastfooddiva
  17. Had enough burger matter leftover in my hair this morning to make some whopper links in the ol' frying pain. I sure hope it was burger meat. 7:05 AM Jan 19th from web
  18. Portable broiler got angry today. Blew up wiping out 7 villagers. Been picking out burger matter from my hair all day today. 8:29 AM Jan 18th from web
  19. The REAL Burger King outside my village. I think he is preparing to overthrow Larry http://tinyurl.com/y66mfu 7:52 PM Jan 16th from web
  20. Larry the Burger King has thrown me in the burger dungeon. I see him for his true colors as a McDonald's infidel. 1:22 PM Jan 16th from web