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  1. 24 hours until Ray Lamontagne. Swoon.
  2. @Glambr I graduated from HIGH SCHOOL in '92. OMG, I am a cougar.
  3. @kgseymour Absolutely GORGEOUS.
  4. Bean burritos! Bring it!
  5. @lisadaphne I need to go this weekend for sure!!
  6. My son is such an asshole today.
  7. I'm as pale as a Cullen. Summer beach days, come back!
  8. @hollyburns What? It cost you money?
  9. @noirbettie OMG, I MEANT TO SAY TATER TOTS. I WILL SURELY DIE NOW.
  10. @noirbettie I recently thought I inhaled anthrax after opening a bag of frozen hashbrowns that had a hole in it. Logic does not apply here.
  11. @lolaaugustine Thanks for my new tagline. Whoorl: Ruled by paranoia since 1974.
  12. (You all are aware of my food tampering/poisoning phobia, right?)
  13. Do you eat Halloween candy that is individually wrapped? Like, say, a Jolly Rancher that could have been totally tampered with? Decisions.
  14. The #1 indicator that you are indeed sick. Watching The Price Is Right.
  15. Twitter rules. Thanks, you guys. I just bought this fun Jonathan Adler one. http://bit.ly/5wbY19
  16. Does anyone know if they still make those bean bag-bottomed lap desks like when we were kids?
  17. Dust off your wallets. This holiday gift guide is droolworthy. http://bit.ly/14fEsz
  18. My child would slay dragons for a bowl of Trader Joe's Raisin Bran Clusters.
  19. Have you seen @ashleymarie6's darling cotton coffee sleeves? http://bit.ly/QjIjU
  20. @ashleymarie6 #4!!