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  1. DIA->LAX
  2. There's no gin in Seoul, so I'm stocking up. Weeee!
  3. So, @chan_chan is drinking like a fish. Do I have an obligation to tell her parole officer? Will she care that I'm sleeping with him?
  4. So, I think @chan_chan put something in my drink but the joke's on her because I'm driving her home! LOL!
  5. @bcompton I can't find any free papercraft douchenozzle patterns. Help?
  6. @mutemath sooo does this enter me in the contest? http://twitpic.com/ai2s5
  7. Can't wait to go to the @MUTEMATH listening party tonight! It's a great night to listen to an unreleased album.
  8. @escapereality I got you a cake donut with sprinkles but I eated it. http://twitpic.com/afrg5
  9. Annyonghaseyo! (polite hello) Mul Gogi. (sea meat) Gomapsimnida! (formal thank you) And that covers conversation with females.
  10. I'm leaving for Seoul on Saturday. So far, I know how to say "Give me one kiss," and the formal "Thank you." This can only end well.
  11. @SmilinNursAnnie That will diminish with practice. In my case, the laughing gas helped.
  12. What? Fluoride varnish? Whatever, I'd be nauseous and puking either way. *RALPH*
  13. Wasn't sure what the dentist meant by "You're doing great!" until I left the office and realized my teeth were covered by white, sticky goo.
  14. @imyourstruly oh my GOD don't tell me you've never seen a hairy penis.
  15. I don't care if you think it's "sexy" or "manly" or even "big," as long as it makes you feel "warm and fuzzy" inside. Ladies.
  16. @NakedLady Don't you try to pin your bulimia on me.
  17. @Chan_Chan I wish you would stop referring to my junk as "cute."
  18. @Chan_Chan You don't seem to mind other mouth probing techniques. But yeah, the dentist does have better gas.
  19. Do you ever catch a glimpse of just how dull your wit can be by looking up "knick" and lose your passion for hygiene?
  20. Do you ever catch a glimpse of just how sharp that razor is by knicking your fingernail and then suddenly lose your passion for symmetry?