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- DIA->LAXabout 2 hours ago from NatsuLiphone
- There's no gin in Seoul, so I'm stocking up. Weeee!about 3 hours ago from NatsuLiphone
- So, @chan_chan is drinking like a fish. Do I have an obligation to tell her parole officer? Will she care that I'm sleeping with him?11:24 PM Jul 16th from NatsuLiphone
- So, I think @chan_chan put something in my drink but the joke's on her because I'm driving her home! LOL!9:09 PM Jul 16th from NatsuLiphone
- @bcompton I can't find any free papercraft douchenozzle patterns. Help?2:32 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to bcompton
- @mutemath sooo does this enter me in the contest? http://twitpic.com/ai2s57:56 PM Jul 15th from Twitterrific
- Can't wait to go to the @MUTEMATH listening party tonight! It's a great night to listen to an unreleased album.4:56 PM Jul 15th from NatsuLiphone
- @escapereality I got you a cake donut with sprinkles but I eated it. http://twitpic.com/afrg58:34 AM Jul 15th from Twitterrific
- Annyonghaseyo! (polite hello)
Mul Gogi. (sea meat)
Gomapsimnida! (formal thank you)
And that covers conversation with females.8:31 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- I'm leaving for Seoul on Saturday. So far, I know how to say "Give me one kiss," and the formal "Thank you." This can only end well.8:15 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- @SmilinNursAnnie That will diminish with practice. In my case, the laughing gas helped.12:58 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to SmilinNursAnnie
- What? Fluoride varnish? Whatever, I'd be nauseous and puking either way. *RALPH*12:47 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- Wasn't sure what the dentist meant by "You're doing great!" until I left the office and realized my teeth were covered by white, sticky goo.12:42 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- @imyourstruly oh my GOD don't tell me you've never seen a hairy penis.12:29 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to imyourstruly
- I don't care if you think it's "sexy" or "manly" or even "big," as long as it makes you feel "warm and fuzzy" inside.
Ladies.11:40 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- @NakedLady Don't you try to pin your bulimia on me.11:29 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to NakedLady
- @Chan_Chan I wish you would stop referring to my junk as "cute."11:19 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to Chan_Chan
- @Chan_Chan You don't seem to mind other mouth probing techniques. But yeah, the dentist does have better gas.10:28 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to Chan_Chan
- Do you ever catch a glimpse of just how dull your wit can be by looking up "knick" and lose your passion for hygiene?7:49 AM Jul 13th from NatsuLiphone
- Do you ever catch a glimpse of just how sharp that razor is by knicking your fingernail and then suddenly lose your passion for symmetry?7:41 AM Jul 13th from NatsuLiphone
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