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  1. @jayhawking Am I supposed to be scared of a group of people whose name is a portmanteau containing the word "wang"? A mob of Lady's Men?
  2. Ham as it ever was.
  3. MOLLEE FOR PRESIDENT OF MY SOUL
  4. @FanEffingTastic You're right. After drinking that concoction I have no right to be called anything other than a lady.
  5. Just so you know, gin, disaronno, and bitters DON'T open up the portal to the Land of Naked Ladies. Despite this colorful spinning water.
  6. Well I guess Family Guy is making ads for Windows 7 so I guess that means I'll be drinking solely Mike's Hard Lemonade from now on.
  7. I need you to be precisely as excited about me as I am about you.
  8. "I'd eat you if you bred me."
  9. Right now this feels more like Halloween than Thanksgiving.
  10. GUYS. I figured out how Trader Joe's makes their wine. They buy wine in a box, pour it in a Nalgene bottle and let it sit for a day.
  11. If any of you are wondering why it reeks of soul in my office it's because reviewing poorly crafted technical documents makes me fart.
  12. @thecolournerd Let me make sure I'm understanding what you're saying: you're looking for an aggressive phallus-y?
  13. @thecolournerd I'll show you a phallus-y.
  14. Someday. Someday I'll make something that means this much to this many people.
  15. Watching the Fray. I haven't felt this much like a school girl since the last time I wet my panties.
  16. What is it about walking against traffic, hair blowing in my eyes, squinting into headlights, hands in pockets that makes me feel so…lonely?
  17. Merlin Mann would beat these two down with his flaccid dick and then teabag them with retweets. (marry me @hotdogsladies!)
  18. The two douchebags standing right behind me and screaming in my ear use Twitter for social media instead of jokes. LOL. #denvertweetup
  19. @thecolournerd I live in a neighborhood of geezers so there's no reason. Maintenance? Maybe?
  20. So, Comcast? May I have a word? In the past hour, my AT&T wireless data connection has been more reliable than my cable internet. Nice.