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Ringing a cowbell at a football game is a form of speech that is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.about 4 hours agofrom web
Instead of merging small colleges with larger ones and closing mental institutions, merge the small colleges with the mental institutions.8:51 PM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
What the hell kind of Christian would close a mental institution with no discernable plan for housing the displaced crazy folks?8:46 PM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
Governor Barbour wants to close mental institutions to save money. If done, those costs will simply be redistributed to jails.8:44 PM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
Reading the news nowadays-in whichever medium-should make even the most blissful Polyanna drink all day and fill a Pez dispenser w Xanax.8:33 PM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
RT @sunherald: Saints bring back Mike McKenzie: The New Orleans Saints have brought back former starting cornerback Mike McKenzie. http: ...1:16 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
I think we should engineer semesters to end the day before Thanksgiving and not resume until after the new year.1:14 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
The first Monday of Thanksgiving week always feels exactly the same.6:47 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
RT @parisreview Past the age of thirty there is no obligation to be clever at
all. Cleverness is a burden after that. -Garrison Keillor8:40 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
