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  1. Husband totally not helping with huge xmas shopping project and is instead cooing & fawning over photos of our (admittedly adorable) niece
  2. I just made a list of everything I need to do before my family arrives for holidays...GAAAHHH!
  3. omigod if i ever get called by Nigerian scammers I am totally telling them "I woke up under the kitchen table!" #intervention
  4. just got carded buying beer at whole foods on my 30-*cough, cough* birthday. Made my day!
  5. Cold is passing, dog is at daycare, sun is out...shaping up to be a lovely birthday!
  6. Having my first encounter with credit card fraud! Someone tried to charge a bunch of stuff to my card at a Meijers in Indiana.
  7. Watching Control about the life of Joy Division's Ian Curtis. I'm predicting a cheerful feel-good romp!
  8. Love watching Loki play at the dog park
  9. Can't get "Freak Me" out of my head after being serenaded on muni at top volume, repeatedly. "let me lick you up and down, til you say stop"
  10. @CarmaSez ha! hadn't considered that, but I'm pretty sure it's intentional!
  11. I must check out the new nail salon here in the Castro called, I kid you not, "Hand Job"
  12. Just finished AIDS walk and I'm having a beer at toronado with Jill. Thx to all who helped me raise $!
  13. Settling into my new life of leisure: errands, yoga, and drinks in sunny Lafayette which I understand is in the East Bay somewhere
  14. Tuesday I was laid off. I'll really miss the many fantastic people I worked with. I actually enjoyed going to work for the last 4 years!
  15. Tuesday I was laid off. I'll really miss the many fantastic people I worked with. I actually enjoyed going to work for the last 4 years!
  16. If you want to know more about Enterprise 2.0, download my new whitepaper for the Enterprise 2.0 Conference http://www.e2conf.com/whitepaper
  17. RT @gov2events: Doing something exciting in the Gov 2.0 landscape? Call for Proposals is open for Gov 2.0 Expo Showcase http://bit.ly/Lzm66
  18. So....our hotel is on fire? Santana row is notoriously flammable.
  19. RT @gov2events: RT @whitehouse: Check out open gov't innovations: http://bit.ly/kwSNK
  20. I think I just let @pahlkadot walk unwarned towards a crazy armed bum altercation at 3rd and Harrison. Sorry!