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  1. Current Nashville injury totals: one large cat scratch, one knife thumb-stab. 11:17 PM Dec 26th from Echofon
  2. Merry Happy, everyone! 7:43 AM Dec 25th from Echofon
  3. Safe and home in Nashville, with brother and sis-in-law and little 3 1/2 year old monster. 10:02 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  4. I just saw this commercial and then yelled at my screen, YOU SHUT UP, /WALMART/ http://bit.ly/8m0CPh 8:20 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
  5. @mostlymartha Just remember, it could be worse: it could involve a menstrual cup. 2:37 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to mostlymartha
  6. 'Tis the.... season? http://bit.ly/6Ih4Wq 1:58 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
  7. I've had it with these motherfucking otters on this motherfucking plane. http://bit.ly/5FcSdS 1:12 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
  8. Wooooo on vacation until 2010! Now, just have to fight the airport tomorrow. Hopefully no riots at JFK Delta terminal when I go! 1:09 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
  9. @jay_beans GO SEE ONE ANYWAY 9:44 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to jay_beans
  10. @jay_beans GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST 9:07 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to jay_beans
  11. So, in this new media world, is Superman going to be disguised as mild-mannered blogger Clark Kent? 8:48 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
  12. Is it uncool to like Avatar? Because I liked Avatar. 8:02 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  13. @Neveth The plan was to watch it with Rifftrax after watching it straight, but I couldn't bear to watch it again ever at all any. 2:45 PM Dec 19th from Echofon in reply to Neveth
  14. Bad Movie Night: The Wicker Man. This may be a new low. We couldn't even make up jokes. At least there were bees in the end. 8:43 PM Dec 18th from Echofon
  15. RT @FakeAPStylebook "Frak" should only be used if you're fighting Cylons. Are you fighting Cylons? Yeah, didn't think so. 1:06 PM Dec 18th from Echofon
  16. Hannah Montana linux?????? 1:02 PM Dec 18th from Echofon
  17. Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt, monsignor. 7:48 PM Dec 17th from Echofon
  18. Whenever I see anything steampunk, I have a mixture of feelings between 'that's cool!' and 'SHUT UP, BOINGBOING.' 7:18 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  19. I dreamed I had to take one thing with me to start a new society, post-apocalypse, and I chose kosher salt. 4:29 AM Dec 16th from Echofon
  20. @mostlymartha I'd vote orange wedges. 12:22 PM Dec 11th from Echofon in reply to mostlymartha