whiteninjas
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I hate it when you get a new haircut, and everyone is all like 'nice haircut'. I guess it's better than 'stupid hair'.
6:33 AM Nov 27th
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I fell asleep, but woke myself up because I was whistling so loudly out my nose. This is an odd way to wake up.
3:00 PM Nov 15th
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I drew a horse in a suit pinching a gun between its hooves. Just thought you should know this.
3:44 PM Nov 13th
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I totally thought it was opposite day today! Whoops! I must have looked like an idiot!
9:56 PM Nov 5th
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Deadly new shirt for sale in WN store. This tweet is lame, I know, but the shirt is deadly.
10:43 AM Nov 3rd
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My chin hair is long enough that I have to shampoo it! Today I have become a man.
6:32 PM Oct 27th
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I'm a little creeped out at how facebook has managed to so accurately personalize the ads on my page.
2:56 PM Oct 26th
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I miss the Ramones. There's no good ones left.
12:35 PM Oct 23rd
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My coffee thermos is dirty so I'm drinking my morning coffee out of beer stein. It's got vikings all over it...might be my new favorite mug.
7:55 AM Oct 22nd
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I think God got some of the muscles in my left arm backwards. That thing is useless. It functions like a leg of a newborn fawn.
9:02 PM Oct 18th
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Bahahaha! The guy with the biggest head in the room is talking to the guy with the smallest head in the room! (They are the same height)
11:20 PM Oct 16th
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I'm at a charity concert. It's a guy playing the accordian. Looks like hard work. His pecks must be huge!
9:46 PM Oct 15th
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I was told my tweets are too depressing. I will be happier. Um, I'm developing a six pack without even trying too hard. tssss!
7:36 PM Oct 15th
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It's winter already here. Cold and snowy. Winter makes me not have a life for six months. I'm just sitting at home, sucking.
5:22 PM Oct 14th
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I can't stop eating. My body wants to fatten up for the winter, I guess. I'm so hungry, I've taken to eating plain vegetables. Gross.
10:33 AM Oct 14th
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Dreaming that you're awake all night doesn't make for a very restful night's sleep, even if you are out cold.
6:02 AM Oct 13th
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My left eyelid has been twitching continuously for three straight days. I'm giving it one more day to quit, or I'm ripping it off.
8:26 AM Oct 12th
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A friend of mine was up late last night watching infomercials, and bought a Cardio Twister! Who does that!? What a weirdo.
12:14 PM Oct 10th
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Accidentally boarded plane with first class. How embarrassing. I'm not first class.
5:44 AM Oct 5th
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Yo La Tengo - So much more talented than I even realized. Holy Balls. So good.
1:11 PM Oct 3rd
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- Name White Ninja
- Location Canada
- Web http://www.whiten...
- Bio White Ninja Comics are not for the weak of mind. They are a brilliant satirical commentary on controversial worldly issues.
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