whistlingfish
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I've eaten so much (delicious) chicken today that I just laid an egg. It will be delicious scrambled for breakfast in the morning.
27 minutes ago
from Seesmic
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The wasabi pea monkey on my back has me singing the horseradish blues.
about 7 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
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What's that country song? Better to be an old man's darlin' than a young man's fool? Maybe that explains it.
about 8 hours ago
from Seesmic
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Wow. I feel like I'm talking to myself here. At least I'm a good conversationalist. I'll keep myself entertained.
5:31 PM Nov 27th
from Seesmic
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If the light had held another two hours this afternoon, I would have finished my first painting in years. Tomorrow I will. I like that.
2:08 PM Nov 27th
from Seesmic
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@ 1 jigger good whiskey (Wild Turkey will work), 1 jigger fresh lemon juice, 2 jiggers honey. 1 tbsp will kill the cough.
7:55 AM Nov 27th
from web
in reply to JimFormation
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@ I have a feeling Ian Fleming is somersaulting in his grave.
7:52 AM Nov 27th
from web
in reply to reidstott
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In the morning I am jealous of the cat, winding in and out of her shapely legs and looking at me like "nyah!" Little bastard.
6:22 AM Nov 27th
from TwitterBerry
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If you eat so much turkey on Thanksgiving Day that you gain 15 pounds -- and all of it in your ass -- does it mean you have a tryptofanny?
7:47 AM Nov 26th
from Seesmic
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@ Um. Yes you are. I saw you.
3:11 PM Nov 25th
from Seesmic
in reply to Ms_Debra
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The odor from Greta's farts is 1/3 mustard gas, 1/3 cyanide, and 1/3 half-digested Alpo. When she cuts loose, bugs die throughout the house.
12:19 PM Nov 25th
from Seesmic
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Last night I wanted to sing along with "All the Young Dudes" on the radio - till her expression said there's a REASON iPods have headphones.
5:16 AM Nov 25th
from Seesmic
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Meeting the parents for the first time. Does anyone have a Valium?
3:05 PM Nov 24th
from TwitterBerry
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Never a dull moment sharing a home with a miniature tornado. Clothing, dishes and food have been flying around all morning. Fascinating.
10:14 AM Nov 24th
from Seesmic
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It's strange not being in front of a computer 24/7, but wonderful to know older, analog art forms are still within my grasp.
10:09 AM Nov 24th
from Seesmic
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@ I've been moving from my former home in Tennessee to my new home in Texas. Now waiting for my longhorns to grow.
10:06 AM Nov 24th
from Seesmic
in reply to CarrieArmitage
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This morning perhaps my best possible course is to go quietly about my work -- tiptoeing whenever possible.
6:37 AM Nov 24th
from web
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I love "The Wizard of Oz" -- really I do. But the Munchkins annoy hell out of me and make me wish I could pinch off their little heads.
3:22 PM Nov 22nd
from TwitterBerry
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I'm at yee-haw by God bull bustin' Billy Bob's in Ft. Worth! I have arrived!
2:45 PM Nov 21st
from TwitterBerry
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"Oh no," says @, "we aren't in the middle of nowhere. There's a McDonald's."
2:33 PM Nov 21st
from TwitterBerry
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- Name Harry Haller
- Location Dallas-Ft. Worth, Texax
- Web http://whistleand...
- Bio @Ms_Debra, @Oxymoronyc, Greta, Tommy, Pig, Phineas, the Prince and I make eight. Whew! What have I got into?
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