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@FunTimeFrankieG only to report on the non-musical exploits of Girls Aloud & all tweets must begin with the phrase: "And it came to pass..."23 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
Watching a show about corn fed doucheys who have an annual pumpkin chucking contest. There are people starving. Am I being a negative Nancy29 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
@FunTimeFrankieG you have been found guilty of the crime of liking a shit film. You are hereby sentenced to 8 years in Internet jail.34 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
@hammyhavoc hammy, if I wish it hard enough will I suddenly be transported to a quiet country pub w a roaring fire, you & Guinness draughts36 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
For me a day off must be enforced. And when it happens it inevitably becomes a restless anxious nightmare. Also Look Who's Talking is on:(43 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
@roofer_on_fire damn straight it's also good for genital mutilation of children & ritualized murder. Time to crawl outta the fucking cave.about 1 hour agofrom TweetDeck
RT @zsumoz: Let's PLEASE build a Humiliation & Shame Prison for desperate lowlife schmucks like the Salahis and the Balloon Boy parents.about 2 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@kflay most important to unplug power supplies from wall socket for every unit...drives, tower, monitor, everythingabout 3 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@kflay mac I presume ...shut down unplug ALL peripherals..power, mouse, monitor..every single wired connection. Leave powered down long timeabout 3 hours agofrom TweetDeck