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  1. RT @croninwhocares: Hey Indonesia: Get out of the ferry business.
  2. Ugh. Just saw deleted scenes from Dukes Of Hazzard DVD- it's all them eating 'possum and gay raping Cooter.
  3. RT @croninwhocares: "Wait. Is that a fucking flute?" - Record Exec, to Jethro Tull, 1967
  4. @jmaiz remember that time I told u my mom took that picture in my living room of the guy in times square? Hilarious!
  5. Jeremy Piven- sushi poisoned him, soy gives him man-boobs- food fucks with this guy a lot. http://whatsucksblog.com/
  6. Was supposed to give my baby his first bath this morning but I woke up really late so I ended up giving him him his first "puerto rican".
  7. What's George Pataki think? #thingsnoonesays
  8. Over/under turkey deep fryer related deaths in the New York, New Jersey and Ct tri-state area this year- 8. Who's in?
  9. Hey Twitter, way to make re-tweeting incredibly complicated.
  10. RT @croninwhocares: 1987-1993 Personal Make-Up Artist for Brent Musberger (Resume items that don't help)
  11. Something I wrote the story for was in the NY Times today- http://tinyurl.com/yaxbjy2
  12. @ChristFinnegan The guy from Gung Ho and 16 Candles? Oh no, this is NOT going to play well.
  13. Yeah, McDonald's McCafe commercials are TOTALLY working, I SO don't think I'm in a shithole ordering coffee from a divorced mom of 3 now.
  14. RT @croninwhocares "Nothing I say matters. Nothing you do matters. This whole thing was a bad idea." -(XFL Head Coach Halftime Speech, 2001)
  15. @knoxroad thanks dude!
  16. Robin Williams: “No thanks ‘Stimulus Package’, ‘Public Option’ Puns, I’ll go w/ Bush-Era ‘Weapons Of SELF Destruction’” #robinwilliamssucks
  17. Optimistic slacker wakes and breathes in deep: “Ah, a new morning!” Voice From Upstairs: “It’s 2:30 in the afternoon, get a job!”
  18. Just had hospital food. Hey airplane food and shit, I owe you an apology.
  19. RT: @croninwhocares "What is that, a calculator fuckin' a printer?" - Guy from Staten Island listening to Radiohead for the first time
  20. Its a boy! 8 lbs 9 oz