whatsername
Joker in nurse outfit = omg thats hot
| Just now lost my Rick-roll virginity. Unclean! |
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| Next week is going to be pure hell. Better stock up on booze tonight. |
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| Spoke too soon. He woke me from my nap. |
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| Today's going a lot better. No longer want to torch the place. |
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| Mmm sweet tater fries. |
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| Mmm markers. |
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| @jyoungblood I'd say anything over a B. |
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| Is it necessary to have tits that big? |
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| @OkiePilot It's the thought that counts ya ladies man! |
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| Poking fun at bosses hot flashes. |
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| Playing comic relief again. |
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| My heart's broken :( |
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| Estelle Getty died :( |
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| Those half-pint bottles are great for vodka. |
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| Can't wake up. |
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| We're taking bets to which guy our slut cashier's going to sleep with next. |
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| Our paper towel dispenser is possessed. |
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| New blog post: So I Scanned The Cat http://tinyurl.com/62ocvv |
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| I need to stop watching documentaries on obese, compulsive shoppers, and women that kill their husbands. |
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