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Joker in nurse outfit = omg thats hot

Just now lost my Rick-roll virginity. Unclean!
Next week is going to be pure hell. Better stock up on booze tonight.
Spoke too soon. He woke me from my nap.
Today's going a lot better. No longer want to torch the place.
Mmm sweet tater fries.
Mmm markers.
@jyoungblood I'd say anything over a B.
Is it necessary to have tits that big?
@OkiePilot It's the thought that counts ya ladies man!
Poking fun at bosses hot flashes.
Playing comic relief again.
My heart's broken :(
Estelle Getty died :(
Those half-pint bottles are great for vodka.
Can't wake up.
We're taking bets to which guy our slut cashier's going to sleep with next.
Our paper towel dispenser is possessed.
New blog post: So I Scanned The Cat http://tinyurl.com/62ocvv
I need to stop watching documentaries on obese, compulsive shoppers, and women that kill their husbands.