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  1. Imagine how it feels to work in the sweatshop that creates the wooden wall placards with the word "hope" tole painted on them.
  2. One Mo' Question: How do Mormons decide whether to buy wooden and vinyl wall words to inspire them?
  3. Huntsman in China 5: Excited about making the pitch--"Imagine a Great Family Photo on that Great Wall!"
  4. Huntsman in China 4: Jon is learning to say "Three Cow Woman" in Chinese so that he can properly woo foreign dignitaries.
  5. Huntsman's Move to China 3: The EQ was really bummed out at church today when they heard they had to pack up the Governor's mansion.
  6. Huntsman in China II: With about 1/5 of the world's population, think of the multi-level marketing opportunities.
  7. Huntsman to China: Fry Sauce to replace Sweet and Sour Sauce at US Embassy.
  8. A crappy marriage proposal: http://www.ksl.com/?sid=571...
  9. Utah slogan take 2: Utah--where a Jew can be a Gentile.
  10. Limerick: Fox gave Glenn Beck a show, and told him let his mouth go. Sometimes he chides, sometimes he cries, but he always looks like a Mo.
  11. Mormon math problems: 1. cheesecake + factory = happy 2. pioneer + trek = tired and stinky 3. appointment time + 15 minutes= punctual
  12. I wish Utah's slogan was "Utah--an all right state." Then, I could imagine Elmer Fudd saying, "Utah--an all white state." It would be fun.
  13. News update of my dreams: Several men--believed to be the Three Nephites--spotted rescuing wheat grinders from a burning building.
  14. Hot comment from Bryan on Susan Boyle: The Mormon Times reported she "owes her dazzling voice to a teenage obsession with Donny Osmond"!!!!
  15. Is it just a coincidence that Elmo is Spanish for TheMo? Are there any good reasons for Mormons to like ElMo other than his name?
  16. Who likes odd ways of saying "if you vote 'yes,' raise your hand"? All in favor may please indicate by the uplifted hand.
  17. Funeral potatoes out of the blue says, "I know you need potatoes, cream of mushroom soup, and cheese--even on days that people don't die."