whatevernick
What's making me more uncomfortable right now: scripture-yelling bag lady, or reuben + cinnamon roll in the belly?
| Land cruising with dog, popsicle, and swingin doors on kexp. How's your evening? |
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| Friday work happy hour begins in 28 minutes. Natty Ice, anyone? |
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| Confidential to whoever left a porno mag in the men's room at work: good on ya. |
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| I wish weathermen weren't liars. I dressed for 78 today! |
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| Rare disorder makes you smell like rotten garbage all the time? http://www.komotv.com/news/... |
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| Weather schmeather, Chicago overturned their Foie Gras ban! What's good for the goose... |
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| I could listen to Sam Elliot read the phone book. |
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| The back of my box of Triscuits reads: 'A Tasty Romance Awaits.' That reminds me of those lonely Red Baron pizza commercials. |
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| Dear Pandora.com, There is a Hootie and the Blowfish fly in my Billy Joel station soup. |
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| Billy Joel is like a hetero Elton John. |
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| Excessively erudite coworker just used 'i.e.' and 'ergo' in the same sentence aloud. A mind is a terrible thing to not waste. |
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| I think I've finally developed an allergy to that greener grass. |
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| After I disgusted a female friend with my single women with big dogs theory, she sheepishly let me know of her recent Mastiff purchase. |
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| Daily push-up regimen taking longer than anticipated to dissolve stubbornly supple moobs. |
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| The A-Team would have been a very bleak place without the slippery grifts of Dirk Benedict. |
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| Saw an early screening of upcoming J Cusack film, 'War, Inc.' When asked what your favorite J Cusack movie is, this is the opposite of that. |
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| Working on tix to an event at the Playboy mansion at the end of the month. Hoping girls next door will be out that night. |
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| @sourjayne Genius |
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| Dingos eating babies in California, apparently. That just can't not be slightly funny. |
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