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  1. @RealSmacko 64% seems about right.
  2. now that you've explained it, online guide to getting a thai bride, it seems obvious! i would like that "i kiss for beer" shirt, though
  3. "In stead of wearing a T-shirt that says: "I kiss for beer", why not get yourself a T-shirt printed with the name of your website?"
  4. apparently i'm feeling MELODRAMATIC
  5. i've compared a software update for a cataract surgery system to the discovery of penicillin, the communist revolution and the second coming
  6. oh god, i lost a p. there's a rogue "p" loose in this document and i can't find the bastard.
  7. don't write a song about some girl you stalked at a concert. http://stlouis.craigslist.o... don't do that.
  8. at my core, a short, soul-crushing period of hell is far more appealing to my inner masochist than a drawn-out, less painful effort
  9. rachel sent me an article about how it may be just as effective to exercise in small chunks of super misery: http://is.gd/1yIpl
  10. what the fuck is up with my bad luck, man
  11. the only thing that can redeem today is el pollo loco. and throwing firecrackers at any car whose driving offends me on the way there.
  12. i keep arguing that "keep your eyes peeled" would be an excellent tagline for this lasik procedure, but no one seems to agree.
  13. "a lot of work for an orgasm joke." i leave myself the best notes.
  14. 01/05/2004, i wrote a diary entry entitled "nate walsh has issues with commitment." we have made slow progress. but progress nonetheless.
  15. come december, rachel and i may be living together. i am somewhere between this: http://is.gd/1xkB8 and this: http://is.gd/1xkCn
  16. how do you end up as the monster roar guy in a hardcore band? "what do you play?" RAARRRRRRR "oh right"
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  18. just watched a russ meyer flick. it's sad that modern body image issues have pretty much destroyed the concept of Awesome Boobs forever.
  19. i'm gonna start responding to every question this way: http://is.gd/1vhNj *melt* / *smile*
  20. @rugger2141 HGBT tried to keep the peace, and one of the dudes even bought you a shot to be nice, but you kept going back for more zingers