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whalt

  1. Was wishing more people would show up at this yard sale until they did. Karma insures you get the hagglers you deserve.
  2. @ayzsky Sorry. The gesture was appreciated. Look at the bright side, leftovers.
  3. It looks like suicide has officially overtaken autoerotic asphyxiation as the bigger stigma.
  4. @somnambulist I can't believe how many people still use that dumb marimba ringtone. First thing I changed.
  5. @blondediva11 Don't let random assholes on the internet get you down. I, for one, enjoy your posts.
  6. "Elvis's nasal douche" is my favorite phrase in the news these days. http://bit.ly/3EI6Gn
  7. .@jackstephens Oh and gay people but who cares about that right? Revolution requires sacrifice. http://bit.ly/LIg2f
  8. .@timcarvell You need the Socially Awkward Young Boy power up.
  9. #3breakupwords what's this charge?
  10. .@grantimahara Just go to bed and try to get a hpod night's sleep or at least what's lfgy of it.
  11. http://yfrog.us/11i62z Chester is unimpressed with @tweetie's new video feature.
  12. Zune HD will have a built-in radio tuner. I'm holding out for one that comes with an auto-rewinding cassette player. http://bit.ly/p6Reo
  13. #3wordsaftersex run virus scan
  14. Will there still be a country left to call America when only 6 out of 9 justices on the Supreme Court are white men?
  15. OMG I just got no followers by not falling for Twittercut scam! (via @psogle) http://bit.ly/101xAm
  16. I know waiting sucks kids but an inevitable win at the ballot box will be so much better for the cause than a fiat by the court now.
  17. Listening to the new Rick Ross and am surprised at how similar our life experiences are.
  18. @somnambulist Embrace "The Ribbon."
  19. .@ayzsky I have no reason to doubt you.
  20. .@ayzsky Just lie about it. Another sin! You are what you tweet.