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  1. Smart cars are not smart.
  2. Sarah Palin only looks smart. Then she opens her mouth.
  3. I lost 15lbs in 3 weeks.
  4. My daughter got me out of a speeding ticket. Ask me how!
  5. http://tinyurl.com/mx6ye6
  6. After asking my son why he sounded so sad: "I'm not sad! It's just too early and I'm going back to sleep!"
  7. http://twitpic.com/a0m6e - Real Mexican food.
  8. Why do I get Latina magazines? Back when I still used my maiden name, it made sense. But my married name just screams GRINGO.
  9. Watching The Dog Whisperer makes me not like small dogs.
  10. Get off my yard or I'm sicking the psycho shepherd on you!
  11. http://twitpic.com/9tkeo - Ohm yeah! That's my boy!
  12. I wonder if the people who said they're moving out of the country if Obama became president have left yet.
  13. Stop! The love you save may be your own. Darling, take it slow. Or someday you'll be all alone.
  14. how did brushing my hair become such a luxury?
  15. http://twitpic.com/9q90s - My mini Zen Master.
  16. LICK.LICK. LIIIIIIIIIIIIICK. Damn, dogs. Stop licking the baby.
  17. 6 weeks is torture. 3.5 weeks more to go then it's on like Donkey Kong.
  18. Jesse Jackson is such a FUCKING TOOL.
  19. I need a coffee maker.
  20. It's complete chaos in my house right now. Complete fucking chaos.