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Blackjack is really hard if you play with the real rules! The double down... the dirty sanchez... The mexican halloween...
4:29 PM Nov 28th
from Birdhouse
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Bet you can't spot me in this picture: Hint: I'm the one in the $20,000 jacket.
6:50 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Check this out-- there are meter maids in this city! METER MAIDS!
6:49 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Shopping in Union Square. Have you SEEN this place? There are stores! And people! THIS IS CRAZY!
6:48 PM Nov 27th
from web
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What? This is how they do it in Japan. It's Japanurkey. Châteauneuf-du-Pape.
6:16 PM Nov 27th
from Birdhouse
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Look it's thanksgiving. If you wanna break some eggs you gotta get turkeyed. I'm all out of eggs.
12:15 AM Nov 27th
from Birdhouse
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... 'cause blowjobs and stabbing people in the throat are kinda the same thing!
11:21 PM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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I LOVE STABBY STAB STAB NECKITY STAB!
12:23 AM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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You don't suspect the guy who's all "hey do you know what time it is, STAB STAB STAB!!!"
12:22 AM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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Like, obviously the guy in the distance with the gun is gunna shoot someone in the head. Snipers = boring.
12:21 AM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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The thing that makes neck stabbings so funny is that they're a fun surprise. Sniping is just like "boom you're dead".
12:20 AM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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Stabbing people in the neck is WAY better than sniping them in the head. IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
12:17 AM Nov 26th
from Birdfeed
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@ that's a pretty hefty statement for someone who is so beneath me.
4:19 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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You'd THINK that rain+boobs would be awesome, but not when the girls wear GARBAGE BAGS. Seriously, do they WANT guys to think they're ugly?
3:57 PM Nov 22nd
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Look, it's not that I don't like the rain. It's that I don't like it when all the girls dress like GRANDMAS. Also, I hate the rain.
3:55 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ do you KNOW @? She's way too much of a lazy snatch to do that.
1:24 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to kvanh
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@ DON'T BE SUCH A COCKBLOCK
1:20 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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I approve gay marriage (with lesbians because it's HOT).
1:01 AM Nov 22nd
from Birdfeed
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So my DE-SSISTANT @ decided that she needed to spend time with her dying aunt or some shit. Now who's going to polish my microwave?!
11:38 AM Oct 24th
from web
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@ I won't be having any manbabies unless it's with @. I WOULD DO EVERYTHING TO HIM.
11:29 AM Oct 24th
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- Name Wil Fucking Shipley
- Location SAN FRANCISCO, BITCHES
- Bio I'm Wil Fucking Shipley.
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