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  1. Every time I see a reference to the data field named 'staff_use_only' in the code I'm maintaining, it makes me wince a bit.
  2. Completion on new flat is going to happen on 23rd. Whee! Next job: hand over my life savings. Whee!
  3. An African parrot named Zeke/Had special moves wild and unique/At a suitable pause/he'd press left with his claws/and tap ABAB with his beak
  4. (This "tropical bird playing Street Fighter" limerick prompted by @lowercaserho.)
  5. There once was a green cockatoo/Who liked to play StreetFighter 2/He often would ponder:I could select Honda/But I'd much prefer playing Ryu
  6. Tonight #cop15 is saving the world @torchbox is kissing bearded men OH I DON'T CARE ANY MORE
  7. @orinoco77 Hmm. That might explain why all my furniture is falling apart, but smells delicious.
  8. Why does instant coffee turn into glue overnight, exactly 3 months after you buy it? It must be some kind of coffee-based DRM
  9. RT @digitaloop new main stage live at http://www.wwf.org.uk, check it! <- w00t! (that's my Javascript, that)
  10. If I could spread one message to the world this Christmas time, it would be this: JINGLE BELLS STARTS ON THE VERSE, NOT THE CHORUS DAMMIT
  11. #nearlyright Only one member of The Village People actually lived in a village.
  12. OH @bigbenclock BING BONG BING BONG #thewave
  13. Heading down some narrower streets - Greenpeace banner temporarily says EENPEA
  14. I have some inflatable RSPB cymbals! #phrasesineverthoughtiduse #thewave
  15. On the way to #thewave...
  16. @hatmandu I'd be interested in a ticket if there's one going, please!
  17. @tommorris I wonder if those "reading level" algorithms would be a good indicator - Gunning-Fogg index etc
  18. New Google homepage is seriously creeping me out. It's like looking at a human head with no facial features or something.
  19. For the benefit of anyone else watching QI right now and wondering why the American guy seems oddly familiar: "I'm a PC"
  20. @skinofstars Just tried to grab http://to./ffee./crisp. - it got a bit confused.