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  1. Wondering if Hershey's syrup can count as "chocolate cover" where strawberries are concerned.
  2. Tonight's Intervention looks like it happened in the middle of the Doubletree parking lot on Cypress St. Awesome.
  3. Gropecunt Lane is today's featured article on Wikipedia. Seriously. http://bit.ly/aB1oG
  4. Trying to get HP-UX, gcc, Python and OpenSSL to play together nicely. Not happening for me.
  5. In order to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.
  6. Those kids in SeaWorld's Manta commercial... they're not screaming... just placid, glassy-eyed, contented and smiling all friendly like.
  7. Just hooked the stereo (and printer) in the office up to my new airport express. Can't wait to get another for the living room stereo, too.
  8. My gym emailed me asking for two hours of cycling plus $25 to support “a local charity.” Never actually specified the charity. WTF?
  9. Heading out to Land O'Lakes to celebrate the Aphelion. Also the fourth, but mostly the Aphelion.
  10. I think Andy Roddick just did a somersault.
  11. Wiping my long defunct MobileMe account from my whyPhone deleted my whole friggin address book. Bad UX, MobileMe! Bad!
  12. Surrounded by bottles of undrunk water, thirsty and dehydrated: the proverbial horse. Tonight, the gym will hurt.
  13. Hung the fuck over.
  14. Hanging out with 50 psychologists at The Old Town Cafe in Palm Harbor. Feeling manipulated.
  15. Random note about crack heads: when they steal something from you, they'll often come back around the next day and help you look for it.
  16. RT @buzz Setting your profile loc. to Tehran or tinting your icon green is the hipster tech equivalent of slapping a ribbon on your minivan.
  17. Getting ready to leave for tonight's deployment. <sarcasm>No better way to spend a Saturday night.</sarcasm>
  18. More and more of my python code is being deployed at T-Mobile by other teams. Makes me happy to write useful stuff. Especially in python.
  19. Note to self: if you're ever going to kill yourself, especially in a messy way, wear yellow.
  20. God just told another crazy homeless dude to warn me about Caesar. Need to get off that mailing list.