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That stuff about society's self-inflicted tyranny of artificiality is interesting, but DeLillo's toxic cloud actually represents bad breath.
about 23 hours ago
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The extra cost for name brand cereals goes toward nice plastic bags that can be opened without a table saw. A lot of people don't know that.
12:44 AM Nov 11th
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ATTENTION! A very good friend of mine has scored an appearance on Comedy Central. Links and gushing praise here:
1:34 PM Nov 9th
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LOGICALLY VALID TRUNCATION JOKE
7:37 AM Nov 9th
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KNOCK KNOCK
7:34 AM Nov 9th
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I'm sorry, I didn't think that through.
6:41 PM Nov 8th
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INTERRUPTING COW
6:40 PM Nov 8th
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KNOCK KNOCK
6:38 PM Nov 8th
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"I know it looks like a humongous pirate ship, but it's Oakland."
12:54 PM Nov 8th
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Nearing the end of my sixth day without coffee, I see with absolute clarity that none of you are interesting or funny or remotely tolerable.
3:08 PM Nov 6th
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@ cranberry juice?
1:02 PM Nov 6th
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From a scientific perspective, Groundhog Day makes zero sense. It's like they weren't even trying. A driving groundhog. A DRIVING GROUNDHOG.
7:13 AM Nov 6th
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I think we can all agree on who gets the World Series hyperbole MVP.
10:06 PM Nov 4th
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More like Chase UGLEY, right gang? Haha SNAP. And that is how to make a funny comment that gets its comedic value from total ridiculousness.
7:54 PM Nov 4th
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If Manuel and Girardi were sitting on the wealth of knowledge that is my armchair, they'd be doing things very differently. I tell you what.
7:04 PM Nov 4th
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Read a thing today that said over 80% of stories related without citation are either completely invented or grossly exaggerated. No kidding.
1:27 PM Nov 4th
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I just think people should vote what's in their heart. Unless it's wrong, then they should vote for what's right, because that's more right.
9:16 AM Nov 4th
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30 minutes in, we have an official verdict on "V": "I don't think I can do this."
8:54 PM Nov 3rd
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Haha, the cat just fell off the table. Idiot.
8:45 PM Nov 3rd
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When something happens in a baseball game that you wish had not, the worst insult to that injury is listening to Tim McCarver talk about it.
8:42 PM Nov 1st
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- Name shane
- Location San Mateo, California
- Bio That's how much fuck fish.
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