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  1. That stuff about society's self-inflicted tyranny of artificiality is interesting, but DeLillo's toxic cloud actually represents bad breath.
  2. The extra cost for name brand cereals goes toward nice plastic bags that can be opened without a table saw. A lot of people don't know that.
  3. ATTENTION! A very good friend of mine has scored an appearance on Comedy Central. Links and gushing praise here: http://bit.ly/4AEzzW
  4. LOGICALLY VALID TRUNCATION JOKE
  5. KNOCK KNOCK
  6. I'm sorry, I didn't think that through.
  7. INTERRUPTING COW
  8. KNOCK KNOCK
  9. "I know it looks like a humongous pirate ship, but it's Oakland."
  10. Nearing the end of my sixth day without coffee, I see with absolute clarity that none of you are interesting or funny or remotely tolerable.
  11. @sandwichpolice cranberry juice?
  12. From a scientific perspective, Groundhog Day makes zero sense. It's like they weren't even trying. A driving groundhog. A DRIVING GROUNDHOG.
  13. I think we can all agree on who gets the World Series hyperbole MVP.
  14. More like Chase UGLEY, right gang? Haha SNAP. And that is how to make a funny comment that gets its comedic value from total ridiculousness.
  15. If Manuel and Girardi were sitting on the wealth of knowledge that is my armchair, they'd be doing things very differently. I tell you what.
  16. Read a thing today that said over 80% of stories related without citation are either completely invented or grossly exaggerated. No kidding.
  17. I just think people should vote what's in their heart. Unless it's wrong, then they should vote for what's right, because that's more right.
  18. 30 minutes in, we have an official verdict on "V": "I don't think I can do this."
  19. Haha, the cat just fell off the table. Idiot.
  20. When something happens in a baseball game that you wish had not, the worst insult to that injury is listening to Tim McCarver talk about it.