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  1. running pants that fall down are not cool. unless they're on someone other than me. http://wendiwinn.com.
  2. reviewed a tiny pink boomerang. that cleans teeth. michael vartan could use one. should have wrote that in the review. http://wendiwinn.com.
  3. pocket full of lint and sticky candy cane bits.
  4. @connie423. oh man. your last tweet was like 2 days ago. and it was a cough directed at me. also. i'm feeling sick. you're in big trouble.
  5. @kearsie. my sighs just don't seem fancy enough anymore.
  6. @angie128. you know such things must be said to appease your sister's anger. also. the two of you should get your throats checked out.
  7. my husband rocks - a giveaway. wanna win? tell her i sent you. don't wanna win? still. tell her i sent you. http://tinyurl.com/mmmommy.
  8. @irishchicksoup. once, i was at a gas station at 3am. the guy was like, there's only one bathroom. around back. i was like. *wet my pants*.
  9. @Insanitykim. no whistle farts!
  10. @connie423. you know *you're* really my favorite.
  11. @irishchicksoup. i'll mow your grass for you. also. i'm crazy.
  12. i played with play-doh today. it was soft and mushy. much like ground beef.
  13. @angie128. alas. i realize this is my only connection to you. so i shall save it. for you are my favorite.
  14. @angie128. dude. the twitter account. i'm in a deleting frenzy.
  15. this is probably going to be the next thing to go...
  16. i could update my twitter if i had something really good to say.
  17. i'll settle for a michael vartan cardboard cutout. also. @insanitykim is giving away ponytail holders. http://bit.ly/QVIU5.
  18. i totally forgot i had this twitter account. i'm sure i'll forget again. this is all michael vartan's fault.
  19. it's been a long time. and it might be longer.
  20. was at disney this weekend. saw mickey mouse and his whole crew. didn't ask for their autographs. i don't get starstruck like that.