weirdralph
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I don't mean to brag, but I'm actually pretty good in bed. I hardly ever fall out anymore.
about 6 hours ago
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A musician I know is selling CDs to raise money to go on a mission trip to the Philippines
about 17 hours ago
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I'm not a pessimist. I'm an optimist with experience.
about 18 hours ago
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WEIRD NEWS: Fat People Are Now Illegal In Japan. (Fortunately, they should be easy to catch!)
2:37 PM Nov 10th
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NEWS LINK -- Chinese Drywall Smells Really Bad... But How Dangerous Is It Really?
6:21 AM Nov 10th
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If yuo can raed tihs, tlel yuor Egnlsih taecehr taht splelnig dnoes't mtater!
3:31 AM Nov 10th
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Just because you're in the majority doesn't mean you're right. Sometimes all the idiots are on the same side.
6:14 PM Nov 9th
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Zero Tolerance... or Zero Intelligence? Nose Piercing Gets 12-yo Girl Suspended From School
2:15 PM Nov 9th
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A real cowboy always dies with his boots on. That's so he doesn't stub his toe when he kicks the bucket.
9:09 AM Nov 9th
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Vegetable names are four-letter words in my house. Every time I say one, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
6:21 PM Nov 8th
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As I get older, I find that I'm constantly running out of patience. So why am I not in better shape?
9:12 AM Nov 8th
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@ You da man -- I didn't realize it was on 735. We were just listening to the audio on 396 up in the office (we just got home)
6:47 PM Nov 7th
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My friend asked me what's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme. I said "Simple -- you can't hear an enzyme."
11:26 AM Nov 6th
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@ Thanks -- that means a lot coming from a fellow INTP (who's also a singer).
11:13 AM Nov 6th
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Call me crazy, but it sure seems like the voices are a lot louder today.
11:00 AM Nov 6th
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7:34 AM Nov 6th
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Amazing Discovery! You, too, can instantly look younger and thinner. Simply hang around with old fat people.
12:48 PM Nov 5th
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@ You're quite welcome. Glad you're enjoying them.
7:03 PM Nov 4th
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I always give 100% at work. 11% on Monday, 26% on Tuesday, 49% on Wednesday, 10% on Thursday, and 4% on Friday.
1:40 PM Nov 4th
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I've got the toughest dog in the world. He can lick anybody!
11:05 AM Nov 4th
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- Name Weird Ralph
- Location Knoxville, Tennessee (USA)
- Web http://weirdralph...
- Bio Humorist, free online game distributor, butt of several inside jokes, and lead singer in a one-man quartet.
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