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  1. "I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee." Jersey Shore is the best.
  2. Just saw a squirrel eating a tissue. Desperate times.
  3. This girl sitting in front of me in class has the sharpest nose I've ever seen. I can't tell if its always like that or just a pimple.
  4. RT @shitmydadsays: "We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts."
  5. just ordered from Yuan Ho on Allmenus http://allmenus.com
  6. I'm confused. Why would they make a shitty spinoff of Scrubs with all of the original actors? I DON'T GET IT.
  7. What is the point of going to the Pav for a PB&J? Am I missing something?
  8. @amyhunt MOONBOW!
  9. i just ate the most phallic banana that I have ever seen.
  10. Really stupid slogan: Chex Mix is a bag of interesting!
  11. @latenightacos There was a Shrek 3?
  12. @JoshLuckenbach It's the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?
  13. Happy Spanksgiving: http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/
  14. This apple is terrible, but I like how cool it makes me look to eat it so I'm going to finish it.
  15. Something in the vicinity of my room smells like either pee or popcorn.
  16. Mayonnaise is such an epic song, but a less epic condiment.
  17. @spurncur Well, they're pretty much the same thing anyway, right?
  18. I would eat so many more ice-cream cakes if this still existed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3urwTGqxwZ0
  19. My room smells like warm vomit, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it.
  20. @TKoerner Also, THAT IS AWESOME.