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  1. I'm going to set my house on fire, it's the only way to thaw myself out. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. If I could sum up your life in one word, it would be, sorrow, lamentation, pain, sadness, and misery. about 12 hours ago from web
  3. @brendandawes damn you! I'm jealous. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to brendandawes
  4. Just done 50 reps using Samuel and Oscar as the dumbbells. Really feeling the burn. about 17 hours ago from web
  5. I once saw a head, on a cushion, lining up to go into the grotto at Lourdes. Not being pessimistic, but, oh come on. about 17 hours ago from web
  6. I almost strangled an old lady dog walker today, finally. But I couldn't go through with it. I ran away sobbing while looking back at her. about 20 hours ago from web
  7. @BrianLimond I know, it sounds old. But, it's my hands, you see. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to BrianLimond
  8. My hands are too cold to twitter today. I would, but it's my hands, you see. about 21 hours ago from web
  9. #wefailweather Fuck me, it's cold out there. Like Death itself has keeled over and given in. I urge, no, beg, you to do the same. 1:31 AM Dec 17th from web
  10. what the fuck is this Big Top shite on BBC1? This is possibly the worst thing my mind has ever had to deal with. 11:32 AM Dec 16th from web
  11. I'm beginning to think I've had enough of today. I may now try to ignore life until tomorrow. 7:31 AM Dec 16th from web
  12. @tim_nolan I'm just glad to be of service. 7:30 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to tim_nolan
  13. I have been hither and dither, today. Very busy, with things that don't actually get me anywhere. Slogging through a treacle turd. 6:10 AM Dec 16th from web
  14. Hunger is starting on Ch4 now. Another fantastic rom-com, one of my all time favourite date films. Don't miss it. 2:03 PM Dec 15th from web
  15. a giant turd of an animation has broken free of its shackles and is running rampant within Flash. I'm trying my hardest to reel it back in. 6:17 AM Dec 15th from web
  16. ParcelForce has the most ingenious loop of automated messages I've ever been dragged through. 30 minutes, to be spat back out to the start. 2:19 AM Dec 15th from web
  17. @DaveRead Mj's not hibernating, he's passed away. Let him go, he will not be back in June. 2:17 AM Dec 15th from web in reply to DaveRead
  18. I wonder how I would go about hibernating, until June. 12:51 AM Dec 15th from web
  19. I'd like to be under the sea! But not in an octopus' garden...rather, weighed down with bricks, bloated, and dead. 3:54 PM Dec 14th from web
  20. you know those days when everything you touch turns to shit and you end up wanting to blow your brains out? Yes, today. 10:39 AM Dec 14th from web