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  1. @johnmoe Invitations? If you want to have a party just use that shine of yours, Doc. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to johnmoe
  2. @apelad Some would say, as you have proposed, that Twitter isn't for conversations; however, I am reminded of an anecdote from my childho... about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to apelad
  3. @isplotchy @bondfool The Proposal, Lake Placid... And I'm stuck. Has she even been in four movies? All I can think about are TV guest spots. about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to isplotchy
  4. Mother-in-law: "Who's Bill O'Reilly?" Father-in-law: "He's like Bill Maher, a comedian or something." 7:47 PM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  5. @artichoked "Krampus birches a woman as Saint Nicholas watches through the window" has retroactively tainted my childhood memories of Santa. 6:51 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to artichoked
  6. Summer's End; A Perfect Stranger; Five Days In Paris; Irresistible Forces; Honor Thyself #TitlesThatCanBePorn 6:02 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  7. Tuesdays With Morrie, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, For One More Day #TitlesThatCanBePorn 5:39 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  8. Nights In Rodanthe; A Walk To Remember; Three Weeks With My Brother #TitlesThatCanBePorn 5:36 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  9. Leaving for a Christmas party. Unless we're asked to play Euchre or participate in a masked sex orgy, it should be a fun evening. 3:26 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  10. Dear Christmas shoppers in pajama bottoms and slippers: ¿Por qué? 2:45 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  11. Bought our dogs some toys while Christmas shopping. Lab is happy to be chewing on new toy. Pug is happy that Lab is distracted by new toy. 2:40 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  12. An hour after it woke me up, I am still creeped out by my dream. 5:57 AM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  13. @Caissie Absolutely! My wife & I live outside of Greenville. We would love to meet you both. DM, if your travels bring you near the Upstate. 7:39 AM Dec 18th from UberTwitter in reply to Caissie
  14. Do it, even if it's just to see his beard in person. RT @PFTompkins ATLANTA! LET'S DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME!! http://bit.ly/7kI90E #tompkins300 5:52 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  15. RT @DanaJGould Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys and goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding. 5:48 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  16. Did You Hear About Them Organs? #Mad-ifyit (For @jawboneradio - #FollowFriday) 5:34 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  17. @Caissie If you find yourself in South Carolina, lunch would be great! We'll treat. 5:29 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter in reply to Caissie
  18. Accidentally said "infection" when I meant to "affection." I wonder what that means? 5:18 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  19. Julianne Moore pantsless #3wordfilmsynopsis 1:25 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  20. Pacino chews scenery #3wordfilmsynopsis 12:55 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter