Stuck for a Valentine's Day idea? The Bronx Zoo suggests you name a cockroach for your loved one. It sure beats roses. ow.ly/8ITPe

Need financial advice? Seeing that stock markets are essentially random, this site's advice is as good as any. ow.ly/8Azzm

The Spam Poetry Institute is dedicated to preserving the fine literature (or gibberish) created by the world’s spammers ow.ly/8sHWV

Today's blog post is brought to you by the number 724. ow.ly/8rbev

Have you tried rebooting? Walk down memory lane with this page which lets you reboot vintage OSes in your browser. ow.ly/8r6Yx

Talking dirty with the deaf has always been a challenge, but this helpful Youtube channel has come to the rescue. ow.ly/81JJI

Whenever someone utters a stupid phrase and you say "great band name," chances are it actually already is a band name. ow.ly/7YsmX

This list of the funniest autocorrects of the year makes me want to get an iPhone just for the potential hilarity. ow.ly/7YgD0

Are you a friend of the Caganer? You know, the guy who's taking a dump in nativity scenes? ow.ly/7XVIm

Make the world a better place with googly eyes. ow.ly/7SQQn

If I had a cousin like Bennett, I would actually look forward to receiving text messages. ow.ly/7MrFA

I'll bet you've never seen the 1944 version of The Lord Of The Rings starring Humphrey Bogart as Frodo. ow.ly/7xZ9m

Not sure what the point is, but a gallery of celebrities with no eyebrows is oddly compelling. ow.ly/7mO8u

Some women have a hard time drinking water. Imagine if they were drinking alcohol and had already imbibed a few? ow.ly/7jGPy

Who knew that female vegetarians laugh so easily? ow.ly/7jGOj

Heavy metal mariachi? Why not. Everyone needs a gimmick. Perhaps Dread Zeppelin will tour with them. ow.ly/7cGiF

How good are you at reading lips? I think these guys have nailed it. ow.ly/7aTKO

LOOKS LIKE I MISSED INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY AGAIN. UNFORTUNATELY, FOR SOME, EVERY DAY IS CAP LOCKS DAY. ow.ly/75YYR

At least with microlawns, it doesn't take long to mow them, but it must be a hassle to pull out the lawnmower. ow.ly/75pmi

If you're going to complain at least do it in a way that entertains people. Try singing your grievances in a choir. ow.ly/6WvFu