Well share a drink and step outside,
An angry voice and one who cried,
well give you everything and more.
08:21 PM May 28, 2008
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Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard.
- -Ronald Reagan
01:08 PM May 21, 2008
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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
01:12 AM May 12, 2008
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"The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night." - Dennis Miller, Monday Night Foot Ball.
02:00 PM April 29, 2008
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"You get to go home and eat a Mexican pizza, now think of that! " - Gary Busey
01:55 PM April 29, 2008
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History repeats itself. Historians repeat each other.
01:13 PM April 23, 2008
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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
- Leo Tolstoy
12:33 PM April 23, 2008
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Press:1 for bacon. Press: 2 for kitten. Press: 3 to repeat this menu.
07:56 PM April 22, 2008
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Hello: Would you prefer a clever quote, or word of the day.
07:48 PM April 22, 2008
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
07:43 PM April 22, 2008
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I am on my way to your Moms' house.
11:30 AM April 22, 2008
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Your Mom uses Twitter.
07:23 PM April 21, 2008
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trying to figure out what I want to eat.
05:56 PM April 21, 2008
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Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
12:22 PM April 21, 2008
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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
04:39 PM April 20, 2008
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Learning how to use Twitter.
02:27 PM April 20, 2008
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