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  1. deciding if I have the nerve to ride a bike I put together.. 7:08 PM Nov 17th from web
  2. Upon opening the box I decided to eat them one at a time in an effort to control myself. Out came two, stuck together. WELL PLAYED CHEEZ-ITS 7:14 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. Live each day as you would your last; be unfailingly wrong, as a rule. 3:03 AM Nov 13th from web
  4. ..and with that an era of unprecedented procrastination comes to a close. http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/a00qt/ 7:54 PM Nov 1st from web
  5. Today's bad day is brought to you by the condition: poverty. 9:44 PM Oct 20th from web
  6. unexpected enlightenment http://typewar.com 4:29 PM Oct 9th from API
  7. attempting to determine the lethal dose of v8 11:22 AM Oct 8th from web
  8. Live every day like it's your last [opportunity to eat a pint of ice cream for breakfast] 8:09 AM Oct 2nd from web
  9. Internet, today, you please me. http://bit.ly/15Istu 5:14 AM Sep 25th from web
  10. Happy anniversary of the ascension of Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico. 2:09 AM Sep 18th from web
  11. Captain's tweet, star date four seven four six five point three nine. The Enterprise is currently under attack by the.. DAMN.. length limit. 12:52 AM Sep 17th from web
  12. I'm chatting with my mom on the internet for the first time. Predictably, it's in all caps. 10:52 PM Sep 7th from web
  13. @veronica I just moved to San Francisco from Brooklyn on Monday specifically to get away from this! 6:59 PM Aug 28th from web
  14. So that's what a burrito is. 2:48 PM Aug 24th from web
  15. Landed safely. The pilot helped. 11:58 AM Aug 24th from web
  16. JFK ✈ SFO 12:36 AM Aug 24th from web
  17. Best. Cover. Ever. http://bit.ly/3d6SZ 12:49 AM Aug 3rd from web
  18. OH: Suppose archive.org only archives sites which don't archive themselves. Does archive.org archive itself? 2:15 AM Aug 1st from web
  19. Wanted: men or women to join a band of misfits traveling around in a ship, getting into adventures. Applicants with a ship considered first. 5:51 PM Jul 16th from web
  20. ~Things To Do Before I Die~ Take someone to court and win: Check. Spend an entire judgment award at Mr Falafel's: Pending. 4:58 PM Jul 16th from web