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deciding if I have the nerve to ride a bike I put together..
7:08 PM Nov 17th
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Upon opening the box I decided to eat them one at a time in an effort to control myself. Out came two, stuck together. WELL PLAYED CHEEZ-ITS
7:14 AM Nov 13th
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Live each day as you would your last; be unfailingly wrong, as a rule.
3:03 AM Nov 13th
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..and with that an era of unprecedented procrastination comes to a close.
7:54 PM Nov 1st
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Today's bad day is brought to you by the condition: poverty.
9:44 PM Oct 20th
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unexpected enlightenment
4:29 PM Oct 9th
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attempting to determine the lethal dose of v8
11:22 AM Oct 8th
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Live every day like it's your last [opportunity to eat a pint of ice cream for breakfast]
8:09 AM Oct 2nd
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Internet, today, you please me.
5:14 AM Sep 25th
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Happy anniversary of the ascension of Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico.
2:09 AM Sep 18th
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Captain's tweet, star date four seven four six five point three nine. The Enterprise is currently under attack by the.. DAMN.. length limit.
12:52 AM Sep 17th
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I'm chatting with my mom on the internet for the first time. Predictably, it's in all caps.
10:52 PM Sep 7th
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@ I just moved to San Francisco from Brooklyn on Monday specifically to get away from this!
6:59 PM Aug 28th
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So that's what a burrito is.
2:48 PM Aug 24th
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Landed safely. The pilot helped.
11:58 AM Aug 24th
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JFK ✈ SFO
12:36 AM Aug 24th
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Best. Cover. Ever.
12:49 AM Aug 3rd
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OH: Suppose archive.org only archives sites which don't archive themselves. Does archive.org archive itself?
2:15 AM Aug 1st
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Wanted: men or women to join a band of misfits traveling around in a ship, getting into adventures. Applicants with a ship considered first.
5:51 PM Jul 16th
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~Things To Do Before I Die~ Take someone to court and win: Check. Spend an entire judgment award at Mr Falafel's: Pending.
4:58 PM Jul 16th
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