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  1. @francaschulte: "darren odonoghue has sexy eyes."
  2. Someone: "At Starbucks "Oh, for fart sake"
  3. @stephifty: "thank god. I can do anything for three mintues."
  4. Someone: "Some doctor "The penis is the dipstick of the body's health." http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEA..."
  5. Someone: "fuck, never get married!"
  6. Someone: "3rd time makes you a hooker"
  7. @technosailor: "it fits you cause it's throaty"
  8. @trevor: "What are you doing with that bag of jolly ranchers and condoms?"
  9. Someone: "It's been irritatingly documented."
  10. @technosailor: "I've worn a dress"
  11. @jeremywright: "If I could ride in a fighter jet, I would wear depends"
  12. @jeremywright: "I really like the exfoliatin stuff I had"
  13. Someone: "These cookies from Planned Parenthood are filled with condom-y goodness."
  14. @originalanalog: "to @sheaj12: You're a new media sarcastic cow."
  15. @technosailor: "more meat, less balls"
  16. @technosailor: "My bladder had a rage."
  17. @laughingsquid: "this drunk twittering thing is kind of fun, well, as long as I don't get quoted anywhere (whoops, forget I just said that)"
  18. @scobleizer: "(Bloggers)... are supposed to report news, not make news"
  19. @jojomexi: "Yes i want to make asian babies with you!"
  20. @alexknowshtml: "unmedicated schizophrenics make the world go 'round"