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I've gone quiet while healing. Piercing + bite damage + urethral reroute = 0 fucking. Even my prostate hurts.
7:31 PM Apr 30th, 2008
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Given the extent of the damage, I'm considering manually rerouting my urethra. All the cool kids are doing it:
2:29 PM Apr 25th, 2008
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As you might imagine, I've learned this through unfortunate experience. Good news: the infection is no longer an issue.
1:46 PM Apr 25th, 2008
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There's risk in face-fucking a novocained victim. They can't feel how much pressure they're using on their jaw, nor their teeth.
1:45 PM Apr 25th, 2008
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With deadlines looming, it's been hard to fuck. Glad I brought that gimp home. My dental fetishist is going to drill him later. Literally.
2:28 PM Apr 24th, 2008
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And by GENIUS, I mean throbbing, turgid, pus covered narwhal tusk.
1:53 PM Apr 23rd, 2008
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There is a method to my madness. I have managed to work up a good deal of pus from my penis infection. Instant lube. WORSHIP MY GENIUS!
1:50 PM Apr 23rd, 2008
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. Maybe I am getting febrile. Thing/think.
2:37 PM Apr 22nd, 2008
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@ - no, it's not infected yet. I blame the English language: "I didn't thing rotting wood would damage my wood."
2:37 PM Apr 22nd, 2008
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Er, rotting wood would give me splinters.
1:54 PM Apr 22nd, 2008
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Er, the splinter, not the penis. Not yet anyway. I didn't think rotting would could give you splinters.
1:12 PM Apr 22nd, 2008
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Walked through the fens. I found a mouldering tree stump covered with fungus and insects. I now have a splinter in my penis. It's rotting.
1:12 PM Apr 22nd, 2008
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@ I used the spring-clip on his testicles. I may be a freak, but we are not cartoons. But now I'm going to get my 25mm dia. sound.
5:09 PM Apr 21st, 2008
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in reply to VanessaY
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Both hands again. Shoulder deep was generous, but not too far off. That's a brave gimp. Never made a peep. Maybe I should loosen the hood.
2:54 PM Apr 21st, 2008
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oh... bicep. color me impressed. not a peep from the gimp. maybe the gag. maybe stamina. @ screams like a little girl.
2:09 PM Apr 21st, 2008
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this is one handed typing. the other is elbow deep into the gimp's anus. he promises to go to my shoulder. im unconvinced.
2:02 PM Apr 21st, 2008
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Based on advice from @, I purchased a gimp this weekend. After a test, I'm certain that the gimp's constitution is up to the task.
1:16 PM Apr 21st, 2008
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Also: I think I pulled a testicle muscle ejaculating into my own ass. I'm very sore there.
5:40 PM Apr 18th, 2008
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@: do you know how expensive the care and feeding of a gimp is? Never mind the fact that I tend to break them after only a few uses.
5:40 PM Apr 18th, 2008
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@: no, I have hands. But with the life I lead, hands are boring. Maybe, if I stretch out first, I can fuck my own ass.
2:56 PM Apr 18th, 2008
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- Name WarrenEllis'Fuckblog
- Location Bleedin' England
- Web http://warrenelli...
- Bio I am Warren Ellis, and I fuck things and write comics. I record the fucking here. I will fuck you, someday.
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