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  1. Toxic superoxides, t-shirts, postapocanaked friends, music and free novelettes: http://www.warrenellis.com , all things to all people.
  2. horrible epiphany of people wearing tshirts with the word SHITBEETLES emblazoned upon the fronts. Ten quid to you, guv'nor?
  3. @invisibleboy74 Shit! I'm out of the country on the 24th! Buggeration!
  4. @mattsheret hippies
  5. Stupidly annoyed that Lucky Dragons' "Open Power" doesn't seem to be available as digital download.
  6. @joemuggs Haven't managed to make myself re-read it yet. Cringe.
  7. I am The Wise Man Of The Forest. Do not concern yourself with my lack of clothes. Or the Things nesting in my pubes. For I am Wise.
  8. Mighty emblogenation at http://www.warrenellis.com
  9. @ectoplasm how did you know?
  10. I keep wanting to write a list of things I'd do if I had the time, but I don't have the time to write the list.
  11. Good morning, pretty little plague flies. I'm off to the pub.
  12. @AllyCupcake I live to teach. I am filled with light.
  13. Explanation: working on an Arthurian thing, trying to work the Enchanter Knights from the Welsh Mabinogion in there. Bloody Welsh.
  14. @johnperrybarlow Shitbeetles is my Native American name, you callous bastard
  15. @AllyCupcake I do try.
  16. @3liza yeah yeah and you discovered America and you could all fly until the English came and shot you with the longbows you haha invented
  17. Ah, finally, sanity. Thank you to nice clever people for "men-oo." The rest of you can die of a mastiff's eyesocket-fucking.
  18. I can do my own Welsh jokes, you hideous shitbeetles
  19. Any Welsh people still awake? I need a reliable pronunciation for the name "Menw."
  20. No, it was a retweet, that means I didn't... ah, the hell with it, I'll just delete the post...