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  1. Don't forget your hyphens, children!
  2. @stimi Btw, I love Passion Pit.
  3. @stimi Your wish has been granted.
  4. @GQbound Did I miss your birthday? Happy Birthday! @benmarvin said he'd spank you for me. Enjoy!
  5. It's also cute when people who've posted 4,000 tweets think they've done a lot of twittering. Just sayin.
  6. I'm up to 499 followers. And you can bet your ass my 500th follower will get a star.
  7. It's so cute when people who've posted 600 tweets think they've done a lot of twittering.
  8. Annnddd now I see that @joesmithreally basically beat me to the punch on that one. Dammit. Well, I tried.
  9. Penis.
  10. Starring @debihope AS USUALLY.
  11. I just got done teaching my therapist about podcasts. I don't think this is the way it's supposed to work.
  12. Cheating On One's Spouse (TM). I bought the copyrights to that brand. I'm ready to make my millions.
  13. @iamnotdiddy Hey, man. There is no shame in pontificating in public. I even do it while I drive. Public pontification FTW.
  14. Attack cats = awesome. RT @93octane: http://inanitymister.blogspot.com/2008/01/shock-and-awe.html #realthing
  15. I have injured my leg with a cat. #realthing
  16. Pretty sure I just had a panic attack and I have absolutely no idea why. Just thought I'd share with you the highlight of my day.
  17. @El_Pickerel Ha, yeah. I think they go hand in hand. :)
  18. Alright, I'm all stocked up on chocolate and I've penciled in some crying-in-the-shower time for tomorrow afternoon. It's PMS week, bitches.
  19. Fumes throughout the entire building. I'm sure this can only be a sign of something good.
  20. Beaver Dam. #wisconsintown #realthing