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  1. En route back to LA: Conservative towns, liberal apostrophes http://twitpic.com/r7v13
  2. @agostinelli I raise this giblet gimlet to thee
  3. Driving driving podcast driving podcast turkey
  4. Brainstorming Jewish romantic comedies w Georgia. "Challah Back Girl," "Lip Lox" and "The Chosen One" all strong contenders.
  5. Given a lack of utensils, how wrong is oatmeal through a straw? I'm asking for a "friend."
  6. RT @jonahray: As a kid I had an Imaginary Acquaintance. Sometimes I'd run into him & have awkward small talk about getting together to play.
  7. They're hermaphrodites that eat their own brains & confound evolutionary biologists. Tunicates (a.k.a. "sea pork") are aquatic superfreaks.
  8. My default Saturday night date: Georgia, who is dragging me to the mall to buy 'shus' and 'sweatshop-made blouses.'
  9. @theso I find your hair majestic. You are approaching the greatness of Carol Channing, reborn in a saucy palette of umbers and chestnut.
  10. My picks for LA recreation this week http://bit.ly/1AxfIx (Note: if you're reading this, you're missing a roller disco.)
  11. Today, I know more about cuttlefish, Zeppelins, transhumanism and the hitchhiking protocol in Turkmenistan. Thank you, www.mindshare.la
  12. "I love my gyno. Cameron DIAZ goes to my gyno." Another conversation that would never have happened in Milwaukee.
  13. I just watched this vintage PSA three times in a row. My face hurts. http://bit.ly/2vYdLj
  14. If @louobedlam ever asks if you want to go to an abandoned ranch with a group of strangers to take pictures,just say yes http://bit.ly/T1U3K
  15. Spent the day shooting with @louobedlam in a battered, abandoned ranch house. The windows had been smashed in by mountain lions.
  16. Joy-induced aneurism http://twitpic.com/pjcle
  17. It's Friday. Let me make you a ham daiquiri. http://bit.ly/1TUNcb
  18. I love every word of this RT @LATimes Spider-Man arrested after Hollywood Blvd scuffle http://bit.ly/4FSvWQ
  19. 1,000 chunks of 'wall,' falling like dominoes in Berlin: http://bit.ly/20Cwut
  20. Knee deep in ham daq: editing with Miss Kathryn Burns and The Georgia http://twitpic.com/p301v