warcrygirl
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@ Were they chocolate covered bacon poles?
2:42 PM Oct 22nd
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in reply to amalah
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@ Just dress Dylan up as a horse!
2:38 PM Oct 22nd
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in reply to Sundry
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is dismayed that she didn't see one freak worthy of sneaking a pic of at Walmart today. Don't make me shop on a Friday night.
2:36 PM Oct 22nd
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After fighting for a week I think it's official: I'm coming down with a cold. I'm supposed to chaperone a field trip tomorrow. JOY.
1:11 PM Oct 15th
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Can't wait to get TURN 80 so I can be cantankerous and foul-mouthed again. Old people get away with EVERYTHING.
2:27 PM Oct 8th
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I've somehow managed to lose 7 lbs since school started. Not really TRYING trying, guess I'm just eating 50% less crap. Not complaining!
8:07 AM Oct 6th
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@ I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
6:22 AM Oct 2nd
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in reply to sarkasmo
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@ Your ass works on the internet???
6:21 AM Oct 2nd
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in reply to androidtomato
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Managed to put our a very large fire (that I started) and had another successful meeting. I think I'm finally getting the hang of this.
6:20 AM Oct 2nd
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Feeling much better today, less angry and head-achy. Not feeling the urge to tell anyone to go Fuck themselves. I'd call that a good day.
1:24 PM Oct 1st
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@ This is why I hate Hollywood, it's retards like Whoopi. No matter what you call it it was invasive and illegal. HELLO!
6:45 PM Sep 30th
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in reply to yeahimadork
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is working mighty hard to not tell a huge list of people to go fuck themselves.
6:35 PM Sep 30th
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Having fried potatoes and sausage for dinner. Uh, uh-uh fried taters...
4:41 PM Sep 19th
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Also: If you're not The One Who Makes The Copies please either 1) let me know so I can GIVE it to her or 2) GIVE IT TO HER YOURSELF. Oy.
3:49 PM Sep 16th
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Dear New School Secretary: When I hand you a PTA newsletter it means I need you to make COPIES to give to EVERYONE. Sersly, WTF?
3:43 PM Sep 16th
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Presiding over my first PTA meeting. Pray I don't fuck up.
2:58 PM Sep 3rd
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@ despite the fact it states on PAGE 4 of our handbook to NEVER CROSS THE PARKING LOT. Idiots!
2:55 PM Sep 3rd
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in reply to CaliforniaHoney
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@ of my car. I it the brake (I was going 2 mph) and hit the horn. She yelled at me to do the responsible thing. All this
2:54 PM Sep 3rd
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in reply to CaliforniaHoney
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@ This was in our school's parking lot. Some mom was sending her kid across the busy parking lot and he ran out in front
2:54 PM Sep 3rd
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in reply to CaliforniaHoney
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Do the "responsible" thing? Responsible parents don't encourage their kids to play in traffic, Fuckstick.
9:46 AM Sep 3rd
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