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  1. @afentra are you at Matt Ross? They alternate directions every day so everybody doesn't get used to going left all the time.
  2. Random fourth-grader in the hot-tub yesterday: I have a student dictionary! It has all the presidents and the longest word in the world!
  3. Well son, sometimes when a mommy and a daddy and an attractive stranger love each other very much...
  4. Now twitpic is blocked at work. Thanks a lot, @McCainBlogette...
  5. @afentra, this is gonna sound funny, but I've seen you and you are not that big.
  6. I'm worried that the success of the recent "Where the Wild Things Are" movie will lend credibility to Furries.
  7. My vinyl copy of Squeeze Singles 45's and Under had a skip in "If I Didn't Love You" right the words say "the record skips on a scratch."
  8. I think the saddest thing is that e-mail spam has ruined Spam's good name...
  9. @postsecret I think I know why SIUE is sold out...
  10. I think we should turn all of Nebraska into a giant corn maze. You enter from Iowa and come out in Wyoming.
  11. This weekend I'm going to a Ren Fest and asking strangers what their attack level is.
  12. It's like the old Turkish addage says: "Problems cannot be solved by washing a yak."
  13. I don't really need an iPod nano, but if you emit a tweet with a #postsecret tag, and follow @postsecret, you could win one.
  14. @thehotlibrarian I'll be sure to give you credit.
  15. @thehotlibrarian Fucksnout!!! I'm using that tomorrow!
  16. Someone on the phone just said "Thank you." My response was a synthesis between "no problem" and "you're welcome" - "you're problem!"
  17. @HollyinKC 1) it's me, Loopy. 2) it's actually a drawing in crayon, most def'ly NSFW. 3) of course not! 4) how's the knee?
  18. @mogrify: have you seen this? http://bit.ly/2LyRF
  19. @HollyinKC When are you gonna check out my sexy web cam already?
  20. @afentra http://twitpic.com/eplrr - NSFW? That's not safe for anything!