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@OtterTaylor Dancing all the time :) about 6 hours ago from web in reply to OtterTaylor
@averagebetty Dear Betty...I must confess....I have a crush on you :) about 13 hours ago from web in reply to averagebetty
@LloydDavis I just pictured trying to explain a catheter to a guy during a one night stand....."so.....just ignore the tube" about 13 hours ago from web in reply to LloydDavis
Yet again! An epic battle between my bladder and laziness occurs! #diaper? about 13 hours ago from web
karate chop to your face! #hashtag about 13 hours ago from web
@samb Are the sheep cute? :) about 14 hours ago from web in reply to samb
Yippee! St. John's to England DIRECT flights happening again this summer! http://bit.ly/87gfEz #wanderlust about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
Roller Derby registration this Wednesday!!!! about 15 hours ago from web
@sizemore You are going to become famous & I'm going to be forced to talk about you in a sarcastic tone..simply to keep my street cred :) about 15 hours ago from web in reply to sizemore
@captaincrazy Porns have their own form of "And they all lived happily after". Its more like "And then they all needed a shower" #awwww about 16 hours ago from web in reply to captaincrazy
Watched some porn last night. I saw that ending coming a mile away! about 17 hours ago from web
@brianjbradley One day we should go shopping :) about 17 hours ago from web in reply to brianjbradley
My toes are so cold that I may DIE @rememberme about 18 hours ago from web
Thinking about rubber duckies about 18 hours ago from web
Thursday begins! about 21 hours ago from dabr
http://twitpic.com/rw64w - Tim Hortons FTW! #canadianstereotype 4:03 PM Dec 2nd from TwitPic
I'm a giraffe!!!! #lies 12:37 PM Dec 2nd from web
Burlesque troupe sleepover this weekend! Who wants to come! 12:34 PM Dec 2nd from web
@LloydDavis man on man violence is hot :) 11:08 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to LloydDavis
@avalonmel don't jinx it :) 10:13 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to avalonmel