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I can't even think about sleep - I'm too excited and concerned about the next revelation in the very important and serious Tiger Woods story2:55 PM Dec 1stfrom web
Turn off the tv, turn off the radio. Wait a bit then play your favourite gentle tune. Take a long look at the sky. Maybe have a lie down.5:11 PM Nov 21stfrom Twitterrific
Going to have to do something about the feudal legislation around leasehold property - seems to have been designed to demoralise tenants!2:49 PM Oct 26thfrom Twitterrific
flu jab plus pneumonia jab - both at once. I feel like I've got flu and like my arms have been kicked. Good job it's not a skank night.10:25 AM Oct 23rdfrom web
Up too late for a pensioner, but I have to calm down for a bit and switch the skank in my head off post-gig. The cryptic crossword helps.5:59 PM Oct 10thfrom Twitterrific