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  1. Coen Brothers movies get better the more you watch them. 7:59 PM Jun 20th from TweetDeck
  2. Man, there's a lot of PETA hate here in Norfolk. It's creepy. 12:09 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
  3. "If you or someone you love is Ben Hur, then call this number." That's what I heard. 5:04 PM Jun 17th from TweetDeck
  4. My new chromosomes came today! 5:29 PM Jun 16th from TweetDeck
  5. If being wrong is wrong, then I don't want to be right. 6:45 AM Jun 16th from TweetDeck
  6. The plague of social media: repackaging stuff you already know in cutesy language. http://bit.ly/lAzs0 7:34 AM Jun 8th from TweetDeck
  7. @lucypepper uh-oh! Is he calling you "friend-o" and making you call coin tosses? 4:11 PM May 30th from TweetDeck in reply to lucypepper
  8. I'm going to set aside an hour for dithering today. Or maybe I shouldn't--I don't know... 11:54 AM May 20th from TweetDeck
  9. Took the What Kind of Blemish Are You? test on Facebook. OMG! I'm a whitehead! 7:46 PM May 18th from TweetDeck
  10. Anyone I hear using the term "crowdsourcing" is automatically being written out of my will. No Snickers for you! 10:32 AM May 18th from TweetDeck
  11. @DrResearch My name's not Mike! 8:13 AM May 18th from TweetDeck in reply to DrResearch
  12. Ten Things You Should Know About People Who Make Lists: http://bit.ly/32d9J 8:09 AM May 18th from TweetDeck
  13. tilt-shift idiocy: http://bit.ly/ZGBlq 11:26 AM May 14th from TweetDeck
  14. Couple of days ago Google asked me if I'd like some Colon Cleansing Photos. What horrible combination of keywords did I use to trigger that? 9:25 AM May 14th from TweetDeck
  15. Discovered a single hair growing out of my forehead today. Intelligent design, my ass! 12:45 PM May 12th from TweetDeck
  16. There's no "I" in "RECTAL". (If there were it would be "RECITAL") 8:40 PM May 11th from TweetDeck
  17. beginning to have the sneaking suspicion that there are as many people telling us how to use social media as there are just plain using it. 12:50 PM May 11th from TweetDeck
  18. @chuckrose1 Congrats, Chuck! What's he play? 3:21 PM May 10th from TweetDeck in reply to chuckrose1
  19. "I know how to spell banana, I just don't know when to stop" -- Heather McHugh 12:28 AM May 10th from TweetDeck
  20. @lucypepper How about the ones who end their tweets with "Yay, me!" 11:06 AM May 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to lucypepper