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  1. Gordon Sumner hater: "O Sting! Where is thy death?"10:11 PM Oct 12th from TweetDeck
  2. My newest conversational gambit: You: (say anything, anything at all) Me: YOU LIE!!!11:50 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
  3. updating my status.7:46 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
  4. New kind of website: http://bit.ly/MFpyC8:02 AM Aug 24th from TweetDeck
  5. Just finished typing this, now hitting return.5:34 PM Aug 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. Please, please, please, no more FAIL usage by halfwits.9:45 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
  7. Whenever I'm feeling woebegone I go here: http://bit.ly/qlbDR7:06 AM Aug 19th from TweetDeck
  8. Yet more Sunday morning talking heads: http://bit.ly/qa3cd7:59 AM Aug 2nd from TweetDeck
  9. @kerrydougherty Can't wait for that one12:49 PM Aug 1st from TweetDeck in reply to kerrydougherty
  10. Dr.John tonight.12:43 PM Aug 1st from TweetDeck
  11. Pulling hair out of my hairbrush makes me hungry for sweet corn.11:48 AM Jul 31st from TweetDeck
  12. Colbert: You have the right to remain silent but deadly.8:41 PM Jul 29th from TweetDeck
  13. Using cell phone with bandaged thumb: calling strangers.6:38 AM Jul 27th from TweetDeck
  14. Tonight I brushed my teeth with impunity. It felt good.7:18 PM Jul 26th from TweetDeck
  15. @beebalmdancer the boys are all too cool to be interesting.10:11 AM Jul 25th from TweetDeck in reply to beebalmdancer
  16. I'd like to leave a wake-up call for 7:30.6:55 PM Jul 24th from TweetDeck
  17. I can't believe I've gone all these years without a coffee table. No wonder my coffee tastes like shit!4:50 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
  18. @liquidmethod breaking news http://bit.ly/NgRWp6:54 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to liquidmethod
  19. They flattened Town Point Park and took away the trees. How is that an improvement?4:03 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  20. Sampled real absinthe this week. Coals to Newcastle.8:54 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck