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  1. At what age do you have to start saying you're X years "young"? I hope 63 is still too early.
  2. Gordon Sumner hater: "O Sting! Where is thy death?"
  3. My newest conversational gambit: You: (say anything, anything at all) Me: YOU LIE!!!
  4. updating my status.
  5. New kind of website: http://bit.ly/MFpyC
  6. Just finished typing this, now hitting return.
  7. Please, please, please, no more FAIL usage by halfwits.
  8. Whenever I'm feeling woebegone I go here: http://bit.ly/qlbDR
  9. Yet more Sunday morning talking heads: http://bit.ly/qa3cd
  10. @kerrydougherty Can't wait for that one
  11. Dr.John tonight.
  12. Pulling hair out of my hairbrush makes me hungry for sweet corn.
  13. Colbert: You have the right to remain silent but deadly.
  14. Using cell phone with bandaged thumb: calling strangers.
  15. Tonight I brushed my teeth with impunity. It felt good.
  16. @beebalmdancer the boys are all too cool to be interesting.
  17. I'd like to leave a wake-up call for 7:30.
  18. I can't believe I've gone all these years without a coffee table. No wonder my coffee tastes like shit!
  19. @liquidmethod breaking news http://bit.ly/NgRWp
  20. They flattened Town Point Park and took away the trees. How is that an improvement?