wallytorta
I used to think that all I wanted was for people to like me. Now I realize I was wrong: what I want is for really cool people to like me.
| brushing up on my Mandarin (just learned there are over 160 cities in China with populations over a million.) |
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| The worst thing about spam emails is trying to find the time to reply to all of them. |
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| If I were a diabolical fiend, I'd be the nicest, most polite one you would ever hope to meet. |
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| I cain't hep myself: I kinda liked "Across The Universe." Somebody tase me. |
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| baby avatars duke it out! |
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| New friend criteria: must know how to spell "psychoanalysis", to say nothing of "program". |
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| Twittering. |
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| Oh my God! I've suddenly lost the ability to use acronyms! What the fuck?? |
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| When all you have is a hammer, then everything looks all depressing and shit, cause, like, all you have is a hammer. |
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| listening to rush hour conversation: who's older, Joan Rivers or Merv Griffin? |
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| administrate? What was wrong with administer? |
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| realizing that 'speak before you're spoken to' has never done me a bit of good. Wondering if I got it wrong somehow... |
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| working off a big ole Mexican lunch. Have a care, co-workers! |
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| realizing, too late, that scoring 100 on a Celebs Without Makeup quiz is a not a positive milestone |
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| In many ways, I am like a gazelle. Let's not quibble over the word "many", shall we? |
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| just listened to John Prine singing Lake Marie 5 times in a row. Adult onset autism? |
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| If you don't like people rubbing up against you, try changing your brand of soap. That's what works for me. |
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| Pithy sayings are like nickels. |
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| breathing a big sigh of relief: I didn't make the "50 Most Loathsome People in America" list! |
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