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  1. At what age do you have to start saying you're X years "young"? I hope 63 is still too early. 12:04 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  2. Gordon Sumner hater: "O Sting! Where is thy death?" 10:11 PM Oct 12th from TweetDeck
  3. My newest conversational gambit: You: (say anything, anything at all) Me: YOU LIE!!! 11:50 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
  4. updating my status. 7:46 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
  5. New kind of website: http://bit.ly/MFpyC 8:02 AM Aug 24th from TweetDeck
  6. Just finished typing this, now hitting return. 5:34 PM Aug 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. Please, please, please, no more FAIL usage by halfwits. 9:45 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
  8. Whenever I'm feeling woebegone I go here: http://bit.ly/qlbDR 7:06 AM Aug 19th from TweetDeck
  9. Yet more Sunday morning talking heads: http://bit.ly/qa3cd 7:59 AM Aug 2nd from TweetDeck
  10. @kerrydougherty Can't wait for that one 12:49 PM Aug 1st from TweetDeck in reply to kerrydougherty
  11. Dr.John tonight. 12:43 PM Aug 1st from TweetDeck
  12. Pulling hair out of my hairbrush makes me hungry for sweet corn. 11:48 AM Jul 31st from TweetDeck
  13. Colbert: You have the right to remain silent but deadly. 8:41 PM Jul 29th from TweetDeck
  14. Using cell phone with bandaged thumb: calling strangers. 6:38 AM Jul 27th from TweetDeck
  15. Tonight I brushed my teeth with impunity. It felt good. 7:18 PM Jul 26th from TweetDeck
  16. @beebalmdancer the boys are all too cool to be interesting. 10:11 AM Jul 25th from TweetDeck in reply to beebalmdancer
  17. I'd like to leave a wake-up call for 7:30. 6:55 PM Jul 24th from TweetDeck
  18. I can't believe I've gone all these years without a coffee table. No wonder my coffee tastes like shit! 4:50 PM Jul 17th from TweetDeck
  19. @liquidmethod breaking news http://bit.ly/NgRWp 6:54 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to liquidmethod
  20. They flattened Town Point Park and took away the trees. How is that an improvement? 4:03 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck