wallyglenn
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Ticket scalping at a sold out @ show is harder than I thought. I still have four tickets!
9:03 PM Nov 11th
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@ The flu, mom has a stroke, the excuses you will use just to skip out on a date with me. I hope moms OK.
5:32 PM Nov 11th
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@ show is sold out. Now I get to live my childhood dream of scalping tickets outside his show. I have three to four tickets.
4:50 PM Nov 11th
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Bought tickets to Doug Stanhope's SF show @ Rickshaw Stop tonight and everyone canceled out. So I have five tickets.
3:36 PM Nov 11th
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If employees of the Palace Hotel in SF work as hard as they protest during this strike, service must be incredible! Very loud for hours.
4:10 PM Nov 10th
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is in full swing. I have free tix for 11/9&10 at Comedy Underground. DM me for details. @
10:11 AM Nov 7th
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@ If you operate as an unlicensed adult, does that make you a pirate adult? I never bothered to become a licensed adult.
1:34 PM Nov 5th
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It's Thors Day, aka thursday. Remember, you can't spell CTHULU without thu.
9:56 AM Nov 5th
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@ I've always wanted to go to the Salton Sea.
6:05 PM Nov 4th
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Is anyone in the Bay Area familiar with Mu Tools and available? There's a short term gig available starting ASAP.
2:36 PM Nov 3rd
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42m on my phone with ATT, I asked to speak to the supervisor. Rep mocks me for the next 7. I then told the sup tell jim about mute button.
1:17 PM Nov 2nd
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My pumpkin this year was the zombie Michael Jackson from Thriller -
11:24 AM Oct 31st
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So... How 'bout them Cardinals?
10:30 PM Oct 29th
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@ You're right, I could write a song about this. Or a slam poetry set. Bed still wet with the a$$ sweat of a confused metrosexual.
10:22 PM Oct 29th
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Not sure what to do about that skinhead though. He's got his "jealousface" on. Uh oh.
10:14 PM Oct 29th
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But I think I could get used to those testes...
10:09 PM Oct 29th
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She has a nice rack, but it's the testicles that are throwing me off.
10:04 PM Oct 29th
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Oh, no...no. Not a girl. Well, live and learn. Hope she shaves first next time.
10:03 PM Oct 29th
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Sometimes pretty girls need to leave my damn iPhone alone. At least I think she's a girl...
10:00 PM Oct 29th
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Just kissed an ugly skinhead...where do I go from here? Feeling confused. Help.
9:57 PM Oct 29th
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- Name wallyglenn
- Location Emeryville, California
- Web http://gwally.com
- Bio Web Developer by day, Pyrotechnic Madman Raconteur by night. Sometimes known as Pyro Boy. I'm on the road to oblivion. Join Me!
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