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Merry Christmastide! Here's a celebratory photo of my friend Maz dressed as a Turkey: http://twitpic.com/v4klg 38 minutes ago from Echofon
Presumably this woman knocked the pope down with a souvenir model of Silvio Berlusconi... #popedown about 13 hours ago from Echofon
With hindsight, I should perhaps have bought gifts that are wrappable shapes... about 16 hours ago from Echofon
Out on the lash in Newcastle - just like old times! 2:28 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
@palmeralan and yet it's the truth! 8:13 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to palmeralan
@BevaniteEllie I can assure you that all the "bile" I may express on Twitter is entirely my own! 8:12 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon
@BevaniteEllie seeing as I'm on holiday and am not involved with any fundraising, no. The charity in question has put a statement out AFAIK 7:20 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to BevaniteEllie
Informed, reasoned and polite as ever. God forbid the Internet enable free speech... RT @BevaniteEllie: @wallaceme oh shut up. 5:36 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon
@MTPT where "efficient" is shorthand for "ignore the people, they're too awkward"! 5:35 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to MTPT
@tugsandtost it's so quaint when supporters of the big state establishment convince themselves they are "revolutionaries"! 5:33 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to tugsandtost
Quel surprise: after Copenhagen the EU is now urging the UN to adopt QMV. Why negotiate when you can force your views through? 5:16 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon
@CouncillorTudor do enlighten us... 4:37 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon in reply to CouncillorTudor
Been given the all clear by Newcastle RVI eye casualty. Nice to know there's nothing wrong! 2:30 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon
@CorshamResident no idea! Went for a regular check and they're sending me to hospital because of some odd symptoms apparently! 9:20 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon in reply to CorshamResident
Great - optician has referred me to eye casualty tomorrow morning. Exactly how I hoped to spend the festive season... 8:57 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon
Exciting times in Newcastle - I'm visiting the optician. Still better than my little bro @Timothy_Wallace who's on a 7hr bus from London! 7:53 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon in reply to Timothy_Wallace
@DavidWooding I'd be more impressed if he offered the lead off the church roof or his altar silver. At least they are his to give... 4:16 AM Dec 22nd from Echofon in reply to DavidWooding
What to buy the right winger who likes to gripe? Book review: http://bit.ly/6VWJA4 3:45 AM Dec 22nd from web
Excellent BBC News investigation revealing horrific conditions in state homes for young Romanians with learning disabilities. 10:19 AM Dec 21st from Echofon
Things I'd missed about the north #342 : scraping ice off the car windows. 7:04 AM Dec 21st from Echofon