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  1. "92% of the time there's a hot woman in a Volkswagen Jetta" - Taco
  2. I'm not a "Sent from my iPhone" kinda guy
  3. All of Tiger's mistresses are brunette. His wife is blonde. Hmmmm...
  4. @DragonTweets Will next update speed up the "processing" screen??
  5. Is it called a coke "back" or a coke "bath"? Not that I need one...
  6. That's weak @jfreelam
  7. Lovin this beanie weather!
  8. Great [free] app so you no longer have to type on your iphone - you speak it dictates! Amazing!!! http://bit.ly/6ziWJg (thx @tyuen)
  9. Shy Ronnie! http://bit.ly/7ecvF6
  10. Panhandling in the rain legitimizes homelessness. I'm just saying...
  11. By far my favorite character on tv right now is Ron "F-ing" Swanson from Parks and Rec. http://bit.ly/6BwxXe
  12. RT @Trangsterr http://twitpic.com/s5mnc - Clearing out my phone pictures...I miss working at CLEAR. lol
  13. Okay, I get it. You love playing Farmville on Facebook! (another "friend" to put on the hide list...)
  14. Was feeling a lot of pressure with everyone watching me tie the Xmas tree to the car. Don't judge me by my knot!
  15. RT @friedmanjon Double clicking is so 90’s.
  16. RT @GSouder There are few things in life more disconcerting than sitting down on a public toilet seat only to find out it's already warm
  17. Suddenly my wife is interested in Tiger Woods. All this drama might actually get her to pay attention to golf moving forward...
  18. Hoping that one day my daughter is able to take a dump (with a smile) in public too! http://twitpic.com/rrc1y
  19. No longer watching Monday Night Football cause DVR started recording Ghost Whisperer and One Tree Hill (not my shows). FML
  20. @nomad825 by 2 win or lost haha