waarons
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Teenage girl next to me to her friend: "I'm totally into things like jetskiing, and waterboarding..."
10:52 AM Dec 20th
from Echofon
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In less than two hours, we find out if I'm "cruise ship compatible." Let the wagering begin.
10:49 AM Dec 20th
from Echofon
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@ Use the popcorn garland. Much cleaner.
12:49 PM Dec 19th
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in reply to thesallybrooks
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@ 10 bucks you'll find Jimmy Hoffa.
10:12 AM Dec 19th
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in reply to hokgardner
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@ My bikini doesn't so much talk as curl into the fetal position sobbing, "Why? Dear Lord, why?"
9:39 AM Dec 19th
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in reply to annsrants
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@ I didn't know Dallas was so much fun.
9:37 AM Dec 19th
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in reply to shaunaglenn
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@ You're now officially on some government watch list. I'm sure of it.
9:36 AM Dec 19th
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in reply to CleverTitleTK
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@ STEP AWAY FROM THE SAUSAGE, Ma'am! That's it. Nice 'n easy now. Just put that sausage down, baby--nobody's gonna hurt you.
9:35 AM Dec 19th
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in reply to annsrants
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I'm busy packing for my trip. (Unless you're a burglar, in which case I meant to say I'm busy feeding Maniac, my unstable German Shepherd .)
9:32 AM Dec 19th
from web
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Olive the Other Reindeer = ALL OF the other reindeer. I just got that.
3:33 PM Dec 18th
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@ Yes, they must have used the extra clay on Rachel's hips that they didn't need for Kelly Ripa.
3:24 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to badasian
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@ This was a professional jobby. I actually paid to have someone spray me. The impending Mexican cruise is making me nutso.
3:22 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to smacksy
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@ Rachel Ray is actually claymation, right?
3:10 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to badasian
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@ It's like you turned into a woman right in front of my eyes.
3:09 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to smacksy
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@ Love the new picture!
3:05 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to smacksy
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@ Do you need my address?
2:46 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to thesearedays
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Most of the bad decisions in my life can be traced back to the phrase, "But I had a coupon!" #9.99spraytan
6:10 AM Dec 18th
from web
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@ Tganks, but I'm soober.
6:29 PM Dec 17th
from Echofon
in reply to smacksy
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At party & just yelled "No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!" There's a chance I might be drunk.
5:58 PM Dec 17th
from Echofon
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Pulling covers over head and listening to Aretha on iPod. Don't make me come out.
7:10 AM Dec 17th
from web
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- Name Wendi Aarons
- Location Austin
- Web http://www.wendia...
- Bio Humor writer, mother, blogger and all around nice person. I think.
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