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  1. Celebrity endorsement! RT @soopertrev: RT @OGOchoCinco http://twitpic.com/qb0k8 - For those who thought I was playing
  2. Holy crap! Did you see that play that happened 4 minutes before your timeline refreshed? #mnf Zzzzzz
  3. That one player with the ball did something that seemed marginally noteworthy. #mnf Zzzzz
  4. Dude's doing a Cyndi Lauper song...and actually sounds good! #openmic
  5. RT @fredthompson: Lou Dobbs tells me he is weighing run for POTUS http://bit.ly/5pJ9Lg #tcot #ftrs
  6. Another #mnf game, another boring night on Twitter. Zzzzzz
  7. @LisaLikes Yeah, and those were about the creepiest of the creepy fish.
  8. W00t! Won my third editorial cartoon caption contest this year: http://www.twitpic.com/qovje Thanks, @clay335!
  9. @clay335 Holy crap, you're kidding, right?
  10. @soopertrev Couric's ho dance was ALMOST enough to make me turn gay (NTTAWWT). *almost*
  11. Hu Jintao did NOT actually offer his butt cheeks to Obama during Asia trip. #cnnfactcheck
  12. Hey, has CNN fact-checked the latest SNL skit yet?
  13. Wow...Twitter's new re-tweet "feature" is totally sucktastic.
  14. RT @funnyoneliners: Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  15. Wow. Did Facebook just go Tango Uniform?
  16. @chuck_dizzle Yeah, the people at @credomobile must have the WORST marketing dept. on the planet.
  17. Brilliant! A mobile phone company that sets out to alienate 50% of their potential market: http://bit.ly/68oQT8
  18. @LisaLikes Then again, maybe I'm just as twisted as they say I am.
  19. @LisaLikes I'm sure I'm not the only one whose first thought when they saw those pics was "dildo".
  20. Sex toys of the deep: http://bit.ly/4wnkpt