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  1. calculating for comparative scale areas, concluded that in-game's mail delivery speed and success rate exceed US postal service's by 73.42%.2:23 PM Jun 30th from web
  2. ...veins of the rectum.10:36 PM Apr 9th from web
  3. forced for 5 days to play the game standing up as a result of the onset of hemorrhoids. FYI, it is a swelling or inflammation of the vei ...10:35 PM Apr 9th from web
  4. noting reduced body fat content of public pool swimmers, swam in-game 5 miles a day for 1 week. stamina statistic not improved appreciably3:07 PM Mar 25th from web
  5. usingExxon offshore oil drilling software technology, was able to map ocean floor in 3D to improve calculations of fishing school locations.11:06 PM Mar 16th from web
  6. scotchguarded my laptop in order to continue playing the game while taking my 2 minute six second shower.11:27 AM Mar 9th from web
  7. re-wired microwave oven filled with fish sticks to begin its timed cooking in conjunction with start of fp's lasting longer than 11 minutes9:13 AM Mar 5th from web
  8. spent hour lecturing Macy's cosmetics employee that perfumes are more expensive and 148X less effective than naturally released pheromones.11:58 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
  9. In spirit of Christmas giving, bought stacks of Wolf Souffle and Giraffe Pot Pies from AH to distribute to undernourished low level newbies.12:48 PM Dec 14th, 2008 from web
  10. making blueberry pancakes on a 22 inch griddle I found on the steps of a public library.11:02 AM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
  11. using National Weather Service Doppler Radar technology, can now predict in-game weather seven days in advance, including surf advisory.3:52 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
  12. sent auto spam to 8 million random IP addresses request'g gatherable reports Rec'd 7 million strongly worded reply's. And 1 importable DB :)12:38 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web
  13. using voice activated program from Thai military website combined with a Radio Shack TRS-80, now able to continue gameplay while riding bike10:58 PM Nov 27th, 2008 from web
  14. Using project management models outlined in seminar tapes, devised colored flowchart to plan and set achievable team goals in guild raids.11:29 AM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web
  15. using actuarial science tables downloaded from Blue Cross/Blue Shield site, calculated raid mortality rates versus rez sickness repair costs9:44 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from web
  16. studied gambling techniques of the 8 most successful poker players and researched Vegas odds tables to improve my rolls on group item loots.9:18 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from web
  17. re-organized gear in bank. Previously grouped seasonally, have now given each an animal name in order to coordinate outfits most efficiently11:46 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
  18. after successfully guarding Lumber Mill area for 2 hours in PVP battleground, offered advice to dept of Homeland security. No response yet.10:08 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
  19. investigated strange waft emanating from a hippy gang meeting nearby, then proceeded to eat a bag of cheetoes as I thought about Ron Popeil8:30 AM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  20. incorporating brain computer interface technology, a funnel and several ball bearings, I can now urinate, sleep and play WoW simultaneously.9:27 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from web