VonSloat
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Vomit:1 Kat:0. Fuck you, work people talking about mixing tequilla and pepto bismol. YOU KNOW I HAVE A WONKY TUMMY TODAY.
about 12 hours ago
from txt
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HA! Fuck you, stomach, I can't vomit when I throw vinagery pickles as you and counter act your acid! MWAHAHAHAHA
about 20 hours ago
from txt
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Hungi, but the idea of food is makin me a little sick. Damn Dichotomy.
about 21 hours ago
from txt
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I'm cosying up to training this child to accept its gothish & Dorktastic roots. YOU WILL LOVE IT, TINY SPAWN. YOU WILL LOVE IT.
11:27 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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Geekin' Out: Its bad enough if its a Boy the little tyke is getting named Dresden, but now we wanna push him around in a vintage-esque pram.
11:25 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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@ You're like #2 in the "people who make the best friends" catagory. #1 w/ me, only because I don't know Adam Sandler. (love you!)
7:18 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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...so alan wins.
7:14 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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.....fed Alan bowls and bowls of icecream. He is full. Also gave the baby some, but Alan ate more and is also in the fetal position, so ...
7:13 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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@ Well he's not MY friend, but apparently that little man is just the best friend IN THE WORLD.
7:09 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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...Its official, Adam Sandler must be the best friend ever. EVER. Yes, @, he probably even beats you (but only by a little)
6:49 PM Dec 2nd
from txt
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Nothing about my internet's non-workability makes me feel good. ITS MY DAY OFF. WANT INTERNETS. PREGGO SMASH.
9:49 AM Dec 2nd
from txt
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Can't sleep. Tomorrow's my day off & I'll probably waste it sleeping. Also,supposed to clean spare room summore. Needa, Dun wanna.
11:26 PM Dec 1st
from txt
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...I LOVE IRONY, Even when done on purpose. "cali petition to ban divorce to protect sanctity of marraige" AWESOME.
9:27 PM Dec 1st
from txt
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Woke up, realized I have to go to work & got sad; THEN realized Heather starts today & I feel ALL BETTER. Someone I can joke with! Yay!
10:06 AM Dec 1st
from txt
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Also, there is apparently MATERNITY UNDERWEAR. I knew about the bras. But UNDERWEAR. I fear for the world.
10:33 PM Nov 30th
from txt
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...I am like 400%less fun at work. My overwhelming need to ignore stupidity sucks my lifestuff.
10:27 PM Nov 30th
from txt
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only 1 more hour til lunch. then after lunch only 2ish hours til done. i wanna go home.
5:32 PM Nov 29th
from txt
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My printer is out of ink.and that makes me stabby.
12:39 PM Nov 29th
from txt
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Oh, the morning sneezies. The near constant morning sneezies. Why do you plague me, near-constant morning sneezies?!
9:02 AM Nov 29th
from txt
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Also, my boobs fucking kill. I feel like maybe the cats have been batting them around when I'm not looking. Oknow, nightybite.
10:45 PM Nov 28th
from txt
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- Name Kiersten
- Location Illinois, USA
- Bio I was curious and bored. I'm likely still curious and bored, but now less curious about this. (and I'm smarter than a barrel of peanuts!)
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